I pulled a witty!

[PossiblePancakes]

Ok, so last Friday I played sick so I could stay home and not go to school. Then on Monday, I still didn't feel like going to school considering the fact that I have an A or B average in all my classes. I knew that if I didn't call in, I would get called down the next day and probably get some discipline points; I can handle that.
So here is the funny part, I go down to the vice-principal's office to be scolded, and the vice-principal seats me down.

"So, Alex, where were you on...Monday the 1st?"
"Well, my bunny died and I was very sad, so I didn't feel like coming to school and being depressed, you know?"
"Is that so?"
"Yes, Sir."

The vice-principal took a breath and then continued to question my lies.

"You're pulling that out of your butt."
"No, Sir, I swear; my rabbit died and I was very depressed about it."
"Ok, well what if you keep staying home from school for little reasons like that and you fail high school; what will you do to support yourself?"
"Well, I'll become a magician."
"Why's that?"
"Because I'm pretty good at pulling stuff out of my butt now aren't I?"

His face turned red and he yelled, "GET OUT!"

I left and he called me down around 6th hour to assign me 30 points for truancy and 10 for disrespecting staff. I think it was worth just see the look on the prick's face though. =P

[Loveshock]

Discipline points? That sounds like something an elementary school would do

[PossiblePancakes]

Discipline points? That sounds like something an elementary school would do

Well, it is the disciplinary system my school district uses. So even a high school student such as myself would be on the same discipline system as a 6th grader.

[WoWLegend]

damn that was hilarious

[PossiblePancakes]

damn that was hilarious

I wish I had a picture of my vice-principal's face. It was so hilarious.

[Marlo]

Not as good as throwing a water bomb at your headteacher from 100 yards away

/proud

[lag]

Oh you witty kids these days, all I got to do in school was publish anarchist propaganda and organize riots...

Yes organize + riot = win.

[Assisted]

Discipline points as in demerits? I had those when I went to middle school ;P

[Brisi[NOR]]

Ohh the fun you can have with teachers... I'm almost done whit skewl YAHO! Graduation FTW Just gotta put up whit 2 more years. Then it's over to 40-50 years of work...

[DeMoN]

you know there was never any disciplinary points in my school oh some decade or so ago when i went....i feel left out...

[Mr. Moose]

Hehe,This was hilarious