What if Lord of the Rings was done in WoW?! See here!

[Conflag]

[Gollum] whispers: ring now plz
To [Gollum]: No !@## off you creepy weirdo
[Gollum] whispers: GIVE ME THE !@##ING RING
To [Gollum]: SHUT UP AND STOP FOLLOWING ME BEFORE I REPORT YOU
That Player is ignoring you.

[Gollum] whispers: please?
To [Gollum]: ok
[Gollum] whispers: really!?!?!?!
To [Gollum]: no
[Gollum] whispers: YOU SHIN-SIZED SAMHUMPING HAIR TOED @!@%%!
To [Gollum]: i want to propose to the ring but what do i buy it!?!?
That Player is ignoring you.

[Gollum] whispers: im thinking about the ring
[Gollum] whispers: frodo
To [Gollum]: what
[Gollum] whispers: im thinking about the ring
[Gollum] whispers: and im touching myself
[Gollum] whispers: my loin cloth is across the room
[Gollum] whispers: and on the floor
[Gollum] whispers: get in vent
[Gollum] whispers: you need to hear this frodo
You are now ignoring Gollum

[Sauron] whispers: lol sweeping strikes ftw
To [Sauron]: gd dude warriors are just sick
[Sauron] whispers: haha i know, right?
[Sauron] whispers: anyway heads up longhair here i come
To [Sauron]: dont forget your army
[Sauron] whispers: haha cocky @*%%@
To [Sauron]: FTW
[Sauron] whispers: JESUS CHRIST
[Sauron] whispers: WTF
[Sauron] whispers: DID YOU HIT ME FOR
[Sauron] whispers: HOW THE
[Sauron] whispers: jesus
To [Sauron]: ahaha you have like 7 health
To [Sauron]: you should reroll tauren
To [Sauron]: hahaha more like dark lord of mulgore
[Sauron] whispers: ROFL
[Sauron] whispers: lol no seriously that was gay
[Sauron] whispers: damn everyone on guild is like 'wtf'
To [Sauron]: LOL
[Sauron] whispers: damn dude
[Sauron] whispers: anyway gg
[Sauron] whispers: im gonna go work on my alts fishing
To [Sauron]: later dude
To [Sauron]: ahaha my sword broke this is gonna cost a fortune
[Sauron] whispers: ya you broke it on my head lmao
Sauron has gone offline.
[Déagol] has come online.

[Conflag]

[Guild] [Sauron]: gah
[Guild] [Sauron]: this sucks
[Guild] [Sarumon]: ?
[Guild] [Sauron]: having only far sight and tells
[Guild] [Sauron]: it blows and its boring
[Guild] [Sarumon]: lol, what about track ring?
[Guild] [Sauron]: o ya great ability
[Guild] [Sauron]: HMM WHERES THE RING TODAY
[Guild] [Sauron]: OOP SHORTY HAS IT STILL
[Guild] [Sarumon]: haha
[Guild] [Sauron]: if my !@%*ing ringwraiths could l2look off the side of the road id have my ring back already
[Guild] [Khamûl]: sry
[Guild] [Sauron]: haha i saw you
[Guild] [Sauron]: he used distract and you fell for it
[Guild] [Sauron]: and then you got ganked by a chick
[Guild] [Sauron]: gj my minions, kill yourselves
[Guild] [Sarumon]: yo Sar wanna do heroic Minas Tirith?
[Guild] [Sarumon]: OH WAIT A SEC LOL
[Guild] [Sauron]: ...
Sarumon has been kicked from the guild
Sarumon has joined the guild
[Guild] [Sarumon]: haha that was totally worth it
[Guild] [Sauron]: lol
[Guild] [Grognok]: me gently rub ur leg makin u moan and i press my giant cave troll body against u
[Guild] [Grognok]: MMT
[Guild] [Sauron]: holy %!!!
[Guild] [Sarumon]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
[Guild] [Khamûl]: omfg, screenshotted
[Guild] [Sauron]: rofl, oh man. you will never live this down, Grog
[Guild] [Sarumon]: wtf would cyber a cave troll
[Guild] [Sarumon]: seriously ew
[Guild] [Sauron]: yeah come on, grog, tell us his name
[Guild] [Khamûl]: hahahahaha
[Guild] [Grognok]: ugh
[Guild] [Grognok]: sorry okay
[Guild] [Hellsflame]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Guild] [Hellsflame]: ME AND GANDALF JUST GANKED EACH OTHER
[Guild] [Sauron]: ?
[Guild] [Hellsflame]: i was in moria grinding motes and i saw him
[Guild] [Hellsflame]: and i figured "why not im bored"
[Guild] [Hellsflame]: so i start after them
[Guild] [Hellsflame]: and theyre running so we get to a bridge
[Guild] [Hellsflame]: and gandalf is just standing there
[Guild] [Hellsflame]: and i guess he thought ice barrier was gonna stop me
[Guild] [Hellsflame]: he knocked me off
[Guild] [Hellsflame]: but my last hit knocked him off too
[Guild] [Sauron]: where are you now?
[Guild] [Hellsflame]: still fallin
[Guild] [Hellsflame]: god damn how deep is this
[Guild] [Sauron]: wait, you said it was moria?
[Guild] [Sauron]: haha, good luck, buddy


[Guild] [Sauron]: yo Sar
[Guild] [Sarumon]: sup
[Guild] [Sauron]: who the hell is treebeard?
[Guild] [Sarumon]: some *@@
[Guild] [Sauron]: hes calling you out on the forums
[Guild] [Sarumon]: ahaha what an rp *@@
[Guild] [Sauron]: lol, invite him to <middle earth drama club>
[Guild] [Sarumon]: dude hes a tree
[Guild] [Sarumon]: hes pissed off that we need so much wood
[Guild] [Sauron]: so you got wood sar?
[Guild] [Sarumon]: yeah
[Guild] [Sauron]: LOL
[Guild] [Sarumon]: ?
[Guild] [Sarumon]: oh
[Guild] [Sarumon]: ahaha you're so gd juvenile
[Guild] [Sauron]: thats what she said
[Guild] [Sauron]: anyway i gotta go afk for a sec, dinner
[Guild] [Sarumon]: lates
[Guild] [Sarumon]: LOL ITS TREEBEARD
[Guild] [Sarumon]: HOLY *#!*
[Guild] [Sarumon]: WHERE DID ALL THESE #!#!ING TREES COME FROM
[Guild] [Sarumon]: DUDE HELP
[Guild] [Sarumon]: AND THOSE #!#!ING HOBBITS ARE WITH HIM
[Guild] [Sarumon]: GD IT I NEED #!#!ING HELP
[Guild] [Sarumon]: SEND A LUMBERJACK OR SOME *#!* THIS IS CRAZY
[Guild] [Sarumon]: lol that ones on fire
[Guild] [Sarumon]: #!#! THEY KEEP COMING
[Guild] [Sarumon]: AND NOW THE DAM BROKE
[Guild] [Sarumon]: GOOD #!#!ING GAME
[Guild] [Sarumon]: #!#! this *#!*
[Guild] [Sarumon]: seriously
[Guild] [Sarumon]: i hate this god damn game
[Guild] [Sarumon]: later !*@@*es
[Guild] [Sarumon]: account = cancelled
Sarumon has gone offline
[Guild] [Sauron]: back

[Conflag]

Benstein has joined the guild
[Guild] [Benstein]: for dry, red eyes
[Guild] [Benstein]: clear eyes is AWESOME
[Guild] [Benstein]: it removes redness AND has an ingredient to moisturize
[Guild] [Benstein]: wooowww
[Guild] [Benstein]: the difference is clear
[Guild] [Benstein]: clear eyes
Benstein has been kicked from the guild
[Guild] [Sauron]: whose alt was that
[Guild] [Kraggak]: khamûls
Khamûl has been kicked from the guild


Legolezz has joined the guild
[Guild] [Aragorn]: welcome
[Guild] [Legolas]: wtf


<GM>[Aulë] whispers: Greetings, Sauron, Dark Lord of Mordor! This is Game Master Aulë, I understand you have an issue with another player regarding gear?
To <GM>[Aulë]: yeah
<GM>[Aulë] whispers: Very well. How might I assist you?
To <GM>[Aulë]: well i spent like 5000 G on mats crafting this ring
To <GM>[Aulë]: and i guess there was like a server hiccup
To <GM>[Aulë]: i got killed and when i rezzed it was gone
To <GM>[Aulë]: and all these people keep reporting it showing up in their inventory
To <GM>[Aulë]: but now i cant find it
To <GM>[Aulë]: and its giving people negative health values or something
To <GM>[Aulë]: so its like killed 3 people already
To <GM>[Aulë]: i just really need it back
<GM>[Aulë] whispers: I'm very sorry to hear that.
<GM>[Aulë] whispers: Have you tried torturing Gollum?
To <GM>[Aulë]: yeah but he just kept saying stuff about baguettes or something
<GM>[Aulë] whispers: I'm very sorry to hear about your problem, I will forward this message to the Valar and they will address this issue.
To <GM>[Aulë]: thats it? can i get my ring back though?
<GM>[Aulë] whispers: I'm sorry, but I am unable to offer recompense for your loss.
<GM>[Aulë] whispers: Thank you for bringing this to our attention, may the sun smile happily upon you
<GM>[Aulë] whispers: If you would like to offer feedback, please send an email to [email protected]
[Guild] [Sarumon]: what did they say?
[Guild] [Sauron]: i don't even know why i play this !!%*ing game anymore


Switched channel: [1. General - The Shire]
Switched channel: [3. LocalDefense - The Shire]
[3. LocalDefense] [Bippo]: LEVEL ?? RINGWRAITH HEADED DOWN ROAD
[3. LocalDefense] [Johnothy]: yeah he just ganked me
[3. LocalDefense] [Abernem]: sigh guess saurons boytoys are bored again
[1. General] [Melmio]: LFM [5] Frolicking In The Meadow
[1. General] [Johnothy]: dude the wraith is headed there get to the guards
[1. General] [Melmio]: never fear i will win over our black-clad foe with unflappable kindness
[1. General] [Abernem]: dude he eats the souls of chilren hes gonna camp you
[3. LocalDefense] [Kragdor]: who is attacking
[3. LocalDefense] [Johnothy]: ringwraith
[3. LocalDefense] [Bippo]: ringwrathe
[3. LocalDefense] [Klarny]: ring guy
[3. LocalDefense] [Kragdor]: gay
Khamûl yells: [Nazgulian] KEK
[1. General] [Melmio]: HE !*#@ING KILLED ME
[1. General] [Melmio]: WHAT THE !*#@
[1. General] [Johnothy]: told you
[1. General] [Melmio]: god damn it !*#@
[1. General] [Abernem]: haha so much for unflappable kindness
[1. General] [Melmio]: shove a cock in it you *%*@@
[1. General] [Kragdor]: lol said the hobbit
[1. General] [Abernem]: rofl ouch dude
[1. General] [Melmio]: whatev, logging till that dude leaves
[1. General] [Johnothy]: hobbits arent gay
[1. General] [Heepo]: CHUICK NORRIS
[1. General] [Johnothy]: well alright, he is

[Conflag]

[Guild] [Aragorn]: Know whats odd
[Guild] [Gimli]: what?
[Guild] [Aragorn]: Legolas han't rolled need on anything in like, a year
[Guild] [Merri]: hah, you're right
[Guild] [Frodo]: yeah, and didn't he used to use a staff?
[Guild] [Boromir]: Yeah. Know why he doesn't?
[Guild] [Sam]: Why?
[Guild] [Boromir]: Cause he kept choking on it
[Guild] [Aragorn]: LMFAO
[Guild] [Gimli]: ahahahaha
[Guild] [Sam]: you're so banned ahaha
[Guild] [Legolas]: ...
[Guild] [Merri]: oh #*@@ he's online
[Guild] [Frodo]: hahaha epic
Boromir has been demoted to hobbithumper
[Guild] [Legolas]: you can all suck my bow
Legolas has gone offline
[Guild] [Pippen]: Somebody better tell LiveJournal to brace itself


[Guild] [Hmnpntr]: yo sar
[Guild] [Hmnpntr]: uhh sar?
[Guild] [Hmnpntr]: dude
[Guild] [Sauron]: wait
[Guild] [Hmnpntr]: Hurry up they're like right outside the gates
[Guild] [Hmnpntr]: DUDE WE NEED YOU
[Guild] [Hmnontr]: ffs....
[Guild] [Sauron]: HAHAHAHA
[Guild] [Hmnpntr]: ???
[Guild] [Sauron]: dude
[Guild] [Sauron]: i just MCed some guy from across the @@%%ing planet and threw him into the lava
[Guild] [Hmnpntr]: LOL
[Guild] [Sauron]: @@%% WAIT HE HAD THE RING
Sauron has gone offline
[Guild] [Hmnpntr]: well gg everyone sauron killed himself
[Guild] [Hmnpntr]: see you in warhammer, im outie


Joined Channel - Trade
[2. Trade] [Eorl]: ATTENTION MIDDLE EARTH
[2. Trade] [Eorl]: DO NOT GROUP WITH THE WIZARD NAMED GANDALF
[Eorl]: Level 70 Lord of Rohan <Rohirrim>
[2. Trade] [Faramir]: stfu
[2. Trade] [Hratli]: take it out of trade folks
[2. Trade] [Orcpuncher]: WTS [Mithril Ore] X25
[2. Trade] [Eorl]: HEJUST NINJAED THE LEGENDARY MOUNT FROM HEROIC EDORAS
[2. Trade] [Jbooti]: lol, owned
[2. Trade] [Kimboe]: LFG heroic rampa-- i mean moria
[2. Trade] [Orcpuncher]: WTS [Mithril Ore] X25
[2. Trade] [Eorl]: DO NOT GROUP WITH HIM
[2. Trade] [Orcpuncher]: WTS [Mithril Ore] X25
[2. Trade] [Eorl]: HE HAS BEEN BLACKLISTED BY ROHIRRIM
[2. Trade] [Faramir]: oh no grampa hates grampa
[2. Trade] [Hratli]: lmao
[2. Trade] [Gandalf]: hey Eorl
[2. Trade] [Gandalf]: [Shadowfax] ftw
[2. Trade] [Hratli]: OMG nice mount
[2. Trade] [Faramir]: Daaaaamn
[2. Trade] [Kimboe]: y does that horse have int??

[Conflag]

1. General] [Mulgronn]: can anyone help me with a quest?
[1. General] [Legolas]: hahah nice name moron
[1. General] [Aragorn]: rofl
[1. General] [Gandalf]: haha that's sad
[1. General] [Gimli]: I'll drink to what a crappy name that is
[1. General] [Boromir]: i can't believe you can stand to have that name
[1. General] [Frodo]: yeah jeez talk about unoriginal
[1. General] [Mulgronn]:


[Guild] [Urukhitoyou]: WHAT THE %!## how much stam did that guy have???
[Guild] [Sauron]: enough to make you @#*** obviously
[Guild] [Sarumon]: lol
[Guild] [Urukhitoyou]: im serious he just ate like 7 aimed shots then got up and %!##ing one shotted me
[Guild] [Sauron]: haha what did he do, cut your head off?
[Guild] [Urukhitoyou]: YES
[Guild] [Sauron]: HAHAH
[Guild] [Sarumon]: look on the bright side, at least you're prettier
[Guild] [Kraggen]: ahaha
[Guild] [Sarumon]: and you weren't really using the intellect anyway captain meleebow
[Guild] [Sauron]: hahaha
[Guild] [Urukhitoyou]: can someone get down here and kill them or something?
[Guild] [Sauron]: oh yeah ill be right there, lol
[Guild] [Sarumon]: haha
[Guild] [Hwago]: let me do it my lord
[Guild] [Hwago]: don't worry Uruk, when I get down there...
[Guild] [Hwago]: ...heads will roll
[Guild] [Sarumon]: lolol!
[Guild] [Sauron]: haaahahaha
Hwago has been promoted to Nazgul
[Guild] [Khamûl]: haha ew theres an orc in my rank
Hwago has been demoted to Uruk'hayguys
[Guild] [Hwago]: haha aww
[Guild] [Sauron]: lol sorry H, but he does have a point
[Guild] [Urukhitoyou]: pvp %!##ing sucks in this game
[Guild] [Sarumon]: relax man dont lose your head
[Guild] [Sauron]: LOL
[Guild] [Urukhitoyou]: enough with the goddamn head jokes
[Guild] [Sauron]: sorry man im just head over heels for stupid puns
[Guild] [Kringkz]: lol ouch
[Guild] [Urukhitoyou]: will you stfu and help me out here im doing this for your dumbass ring
[Guild] [Sauron]: im not using my helmet at the moment want me to mail it to you? oh wait...
[Guild] [Sarumon]: oh god rofl
[Guild] [Urukhitoyou]: Alright i'm %!##ing through, you !!%@!%s never %!##ing help anyone its just zerg zerg zerg
[Guild] [Urukhitoyou]: i hope you %!##ing explode
[Guild] [Urukhitoyou]: LATER **%!*S
Urukhitoyou has left the guild
[Guild] [Sarumon]: haha aww, what a shame
[Guild] [Sauron]: yeah, that dude had a really good head on his shoulders
[Guild] [Sarumon]: haha zing

[Conflag]

[Guild] [Kreebig]: sigh
[Guild] [Kreebig]: know what i hate?
[Guild] [Kurgul]: hobbits?
[Guild] [Kreebig]: more than that
[Guild] [Kurgul]: elves?
[Guild] [Kreebig]: more
[Guild] [Kurgul]: hobbits and elves?
[Guild] [Kreebig]: way more
[Guild] [Kurgul]: a hobbit on elf orgy in a large flowery castle with singing birds and happy children who prance around the forests and drink in magical sunshine rays while unicorns gallop across rainbow skies?
[Guild] [Kreebig]: what... the !#@%? no, dude, way more
[Guild] [Kurgul]: uhh...
[Guild] [Kreebig]: archers
[Guild] [Kurgul]: oh lol
[Guild] [Kreebig]: theyre !#@%ing rediculous
[Guild] [Sauron]: ridiculous.
[Guild] [Kreebig]: THANKS DARK LORD OF GRAMMER
[Guild] [Sauron]: grammar, and I was correcting your spelling nub
[Guild] [Sarumon]: lol
[Guild] [Sauron]: but ya theyre annoying
[Guild] [Kreebig]: they have huge ranged damage, they wear heavy armor theyre all vapid prettyboys
[Guild] [Kurgul]: ugh i hope we never get elves
[Guild] [Sauron]: if we ever got elves i would disband this hellish legion like, in a snap
[Guild] [Kreebig]: theyre unbelievably overpowered
[Guild] [Kreebig]: its like, they can destroy armies while asleep
[Guild] [Kreebig]: EVERY group has one
[Guild] [Kreebig]: and was it a dragonslayer who got the world first Smaug kill?
[Guild] [Kreebig]: NO
[Guild] [Kreebig]: archer
[Guild] [Kreebig]: and they never miss, either
[Guild] [Kreebig]: have you watched legolas' pvp video? never misses, 1-2 shots plate... he soloed an Oliphant.
[Guild] [Kreebig]: AN OLIPHANT
[Guild] [Kurgul]: so why not roll one?
[Guild] [Kreebig]: theyre boring
[Guild] [Kurgul]: rushing targets en masse only to be destroyed by like 5 people is fun?
[Guild] [Sauron]: yes
[Guild] [Kreebig]: those guys all have like legendary gear, of course they destroy us
[Guild] [Kreebig]: sigh
[Guild] [Kreebig]: i dunno
[Guild] [Kreebig]: they really screwed this game up
[Guild] [Kreebig]: man, remember the dagorlad skirmishes?
[Guild] [Sauron]: good times
[Guild] [Kreebig]: yeah
[Guild] [Sauron]: i didnt know you played back then
[Guild] [Kreebig]: yeah i was a human
[Guild] [Sauron]: traitor lol
[Guild] [Kreebig]: lol i realized my mistake
[Guild] [Kreebig]: orcs 4 life
[Guild] [Sauron]: represent
[Guild] [Kurgul]: all this talk of archers made me wana roll one
[Guild] [Kurgul]: im gonna name myself "lawlgoless" to piss off that elf
[Guild] [Sauron]: haha, later

[Conflag]

[Guild] [Sauron]: know what i love?
[Guild] [Gazban]: cocks?
Gazban has been kicked from the guild
[Guild] [Sauron]: i love when a plan comes together
[Guild] [Sarumon]: heh what did you do?
[Guild] [Sauron]: well last night i decided to doctor some images of the members of fellowship having raunchy cybersex with a female hobbit
[Guild] [Sarumon]: LOL
[Guild] [Sauron]: here let me link you
[Guild] [Sauron]: http://lordofthejpgs.net/sarumonichooseyou/aragorn1.jpg
[Guild] [Sarumon]: hahaha nice root
[Guild] [Sauron]: http://lordofthejpgs.net/sarumonichooseyou/gimli1.jpg
[Guild] [Sauron]: http://lordofthejpgs.net/sarumonichooseyou/gimli2.jpg
[Guild] [Sauron]: http://lordofthejpgs.net/sarumonichooseyou/gimli3.jpg
[Guild] [Sarumon]: oh man im scared to click those
[Guild] [Sauron]: http://lordofthejpgs.net/sarumonichooseyou/samwise1.jpg
[Guild] [Sauron]: http://lordofthejpgs.net/sarumonichooseyou/frodo1.jpg
[Guild] [Sauron]: http://lordofthejpgs.net/sarumonichooseyou/merri1.jpg
[Guild] [Sauron]: http://lordofthejpgs.net/sarumonichooseyou/pippin1.jpg
[Guild] [Sarumon]: ROFL!! the hobbits too??
[Guild] [Sarumon]: wait, no legolas?
[Guild] [Sauron]: i was playing a chick, what do you think?
[Guild] [Sauron]: i mean editing a chick or whatever
[Guild] [Sarumon]: haha owned
[Guild] [Sarumon]: woah these are really well-doctored
[Guild] [Sauron]: heh
[Guild] [Sarumon]: what program did you use?
[Guild] [Sauron]: paint
[Guild] [Sarumon]: lol no way you did this with paint
[Guild] [Sauron]: im serious!
[Guild] [Sauron]: i cant afford photoshop
[Guild] [Sarumon]: no... dude
[Guild] [Sarumon]: there is absolutely no way you did this great a job
[Guild] [Sarumon]: not with paint
[Guild] [Sarumon]: look at this, even the grass is lined up correctly
[Guild] [Sarumon]: its like you actually rolled an alt and did this
[Guild] [Sarumon]: .....dude
[Guild] [Sauron]: look i was drinking a lot last night
[Guild] [Sarumon]: oh
[Guild] [Sarumon]: my
[Guild] [Sarumon]: GOD
[Guild] [Sauron]: dude i was totally smashed it was a really good idea at the time
[Guild] [Sarumon]: are you drunk now?
[Guild] [Sauron]: a little
[Guild] [Sarumon]: because the only way id ever let anyone see these is if i was hammered out of my mind
[Guild] [Sarumon]: oh jesus god hahahahahahahahaha
[Guild] [Sarumon]: loooolllllllll!!
[Guild] [Sarumon]: ARAGORN ASKED YOU TO DRESS HIM LIKE LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD??
[Guild] [Sauron]: ....scroll down
[Guild] [Sarumon]: LOOOOLLLLLL!!!
[Guild] [Sarumon]: oh my god i just blew a funny fuse
[Guild] [Sarumon]: oh my god
[Guild] [Sarumon]: oh god
[Guild] [Sarumon]: hahahaha
[Guild] [Sarumon]: legendary
[Guild] [Sarumon]: oh man
[Guild] [Sarumon]: maybe it's cause im drunk but damn...
[Guild] [Sarumon]: whoooo
[Guild] [Sarumon]: damn.....
[Guild] [Sauron]: ...
[Guild] [Sarumon]: so legolas only does it with hobbit boys huh lol
[Guild] [Sauron]: heh apparently
[Guild] [Sarumon]: anyway i gotta go
[Guild] [Sarumon]: dinnertime
[Guild] [Sauron]: dinner? isn't it like 3:00 AM where you are?
Sarumon has gone offline
[Guild] [Sauron]: ....jesus christ


[Party] [Gandalf]: now frodo, i know its hard for you to do @!!* that isnt ###%ing retarded but i need you to listen
[Party] [Gandalf]: don't equip the big shiny ring
[Party] [Gandalf]: ever
[Party] [Gandalf]: got it?
[Party] [Gandalf]: don't even consider it
[Party] [Gandalf]: it doesn't matter how much +gay or whatever it gives you
[Party] [Gandalf]: do NOT equip that @!!*
[Party] [Gandalf]: because the SECOND
[Party] [Gandalf]: you do
[Party] [Gandalf]: youre gonna pop up on saurons world map
[Party] [Gandalf]: and his ringwraiths are going to camp the living @!!* out of you
[Party] [Gandalf]: and it will ###%ing suck
[Party] [Gandalf]: are we clear?
[Party] [Gandalf]: oh, and he knows i know, too
[Party] [Gandalf]: so keep on your hairy toes
[Party] [Gandalf]: or youre going to be a sandwich got it?
[Party] [Gandalf]: answer me
[Party] [Frodo]: i got it i got it
[Party] [Gandalf]: good.
[Sauron] whispers: wru?
To [Sauron]: shire
To [Sauron]: oops
[Sauron] whispers: thanks shortstack
[Party] [Frodo]: oh ###% gandalf we have to leave


Part two is here! - http://www.mmowned.com/forums/genera...-part-two.html
Arthas and the Icecream! - http://www.mmowned.com/forums/genera...-icecream.html
Rat Fight! - http://www.mmowned.com/forums/genera...rat-fight.html

[Errage]

Totally EPIC, I laughed so much at this <3

[Gastricpenguin]

Did you make this up, becuase if you did, you are the god of funny

[Conflag]

*laughs* Thanks, and yeah ^^

[Krazzee]

Holy shit, that was totally EPIC! +8 rep! (crap, I am on the rep downtime, so I can't rep yet, will rep when it allows me to though.)

[Banksey]

urewin: ****ing Epic man, Great work

[Conflag]

hehe, thx ^^

[superizm]

[Guild] [Sauron]: know what i love?
[Guild] [Gazban]: cocks?
Gazban has been kicked from the guild
HAHA!

[Obex]

HAHA EPIC the best but was

[Guild] [Urukhitoyou]: will you stfu and help me out here im doing this for your dumbass ring

[Guild] [Sauron]: im not using my helmet at the moment want me to mail it to you? oh wait...