How do I get sick/ill/fever/cold overnight for MoP?

[Disphotic]

edit: nvm was probably a bit too much

[Nightshadey]

HOW TO GET sick in 4 easy steps
1) Watch Jersey shore
2) Get sick from watching said jersey shore
3) ???????
4) Profit

[chriddez]

I might be 18, but I still live at home, therefore my parents would kill me if I'd stay home all day to just play a game, therefore I'm looking for legitimate ways, and not something eat 183975 sleeping ***** and drink it with 85435 litres of vodka, and raw chicken and salmonella for the main course.. I'm not trying to get killed here.

[Falkeid]

Mix orange juice and milk. Drink it. Nuff said

[chriddez]

Half of what people suggest wont make me sick/ill/flue/cold/whatever it'll just make me puke...

[Falkeid]

Take some of those hands and foot warmers, you know how they get REALLY hot? Well sleep with them in really warm socks. Then wear flannel clothes under a bunch of warm blankets. Wake up the next morning, and you will feel dizzy and hot. It's basically a fever. It's simple, not dangerous, the effects last all day, and you will miss school! Have fun!

[Jaerin]

Drink syrup of ipecac.

Just be aware that it will probably induce vomitting for a while...

Ipecac Chug - YouTube

[chriddez]

Vomiting wont hinder me from attending school multiple days.

[Jaerin]

The school would disagree. Virtually all schools have policies that require kids to be out for at least 24 hours after vomiting or fever.

[chriddez]

You might be right, but my beloved parents would say otherwise..

[chriddez]

BUMP
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[Bgreen12]

Just bang your sick sister then you'll actually be sick

[Falkeid]

Take some of those hands and foot warmers, you know how they get REALLY hot? Well sleep with them in really warm socks. Then wear flannel clothes under a bunch of warm blankets. Wake up the next morning, and you will feel dizzy and hot. It's basically a fever. It's simple, not dangerous, the effects last all day, and you will miss school! Have fun!

/ignored

this is repeatable you know

[yphanh2002]

Have a bath and go under heavy fan, drink really cold water ( if you want) . You may get sore throat or cold or both. Good luck