http://www.pakin.org/complaint/
Basically it is a complaint generater, which will produce complaints almost impossible to read. It comes in handy A LOT. An example of the work.
I know this topic has been beaten to death lately, but something needs to be said. We need to educate others about the manifestos and positions of the most combative braggarts I've ever seen. I guess I should start by saying that I don't believe that MMOwned acts in the public interest. So when it says that that's what I believe, I see how little it understands my position. Although MMOwned has unfairly depicted me and those who share my beliefs as slumlords and knuckle-draggers, we are neither. Yes, the worst sorts of cocky ex-cons I've ever seen have an insatiable appetite for its dulcet but whiney piffle, but MMOwned's cheerleaders are merely ciphers. MMOwned is the one who decides whether or not to declare a national emergency, round up everyone who disagrees with it, and put them in concentration camps. MMOwned is the one who gives out the orders to create an unwelcome climate for those of us who are striving to give our young people the values that will inspire them to raise the quality of debate on issues surrounding its rotten cock-and-bull stories. And MMOwned is the one trying to conceal how by brainwashing its cat's-paws with terrorism, it makes them easy to lead, easy to program, and easy to enslave.
I've already said this a thousand times and with a thousand different phrasings, but I believe I have finally figured out what makes organizations like MMOwned fight with spiritual weapons that are as neo-backwards as they are stuck-up. It appears to be a combination of an overactive mind, lack of common sense, assurance of one's own moral propriety, and a total lack of exposure to the real world. MMOwned does not want to help incorrigible fugitives evade capture by the authorities because it is repressive, deranged, rash, and censorious (though, granted, MMOwned is all of the aforementioned), but rather because MMOwned's reports cannot stand on their own merit. That's why they're dependent on elaborate artifices and explanatory stories to convince us that MMOwned is known for its sound judgment, unerring foresight, and sagacious adaptation of means to ends. I am confident that genuine patriots will perceive the veracity of my statements regarding MMOwned's chthonic précis. Do I blame society for this? No, I blame MMOwned.
MMOwned has endorsed the idea of purblind particularism in a number of specific ways, arguing, for instance, in favor of its legates' decision to engender ill will. Every time MMOwned utters or writes a statement that supports alcoholism -- even indirectly -- it sends a message that MMOwned's mistakes are always someone else's fault. I unequivocally believe we mustn't let it make such statements, partly because deep down, it knows that I'm right, but primarily because it constantly insists that mediocrity and normalcy are ideal virtues. But it contradicts itself when it says that the few of us who complain regularly about its canards are simply spoiling the party. MMOwned wants to caricature and stereotype people from other cultures. You know what groups have historically wanted to do the same thing? Fascists and Nazis. Considering that if we submit to MMOwned's definition of "orbiculatoelliptical" and become scary, we have lost the war for self-preservation, I offer that it's easy to tell if MMOwned's lying. If its lips are moving, it's lying. Anyway, that's it for this letter. Let MMOwned read it and weep.