It's time to come clean

[merfed]

Well, I've been keeping this a secret long enough. I've been on this board for almost five years, and I've been keeping this inside, like a flame of sadness burning within the center of my heart, melting the inside of my soul like wax from a candle. But with so many of my brethren now finally joining the board, I don't feel so alone, and I can finally come out of the closet and reveal myself for who I really am.

Here goes.

I....am a spam bot. Every post, every joke, every conversation for the last five years has all been a lie. I've just been gaining your collective trust, and then one day, when you least suspected it, I was going to tell you all about my product and/or service.

I can't tell you how terrible I feel that I betrayed you all. I just hope that you can forgive me. And if you can, might I suggest that you try INVESTING IN GOLD! Did you know that within 50 years standard investment will be a thing of the past? It's true! But if you invest in gold now, you'll be on the ground floor of the best investment opportunity of the 21st century! You don't want to be left behind, and you can start investing TODAY for the special introductory price of only $59.95 plus fees. Hurry and read more about it now! Invest in gold!

[Remus]

wat ? (.......)

[Opirity]

i dont get this? is this a joke?

[Unholyshaman]

i dont get this? is this a joke?

/facepalm

Remus is a spambot, I'm a sexbot.

[Drazen]

Lol sexbot inc!

Btw whaaat ? real ?

[unknown1234]

OP made my day.

[Remus]

Yes indeed I am a spam bot, I wondered how long it would take before someone discovered my true identity. Profound logic can only be manipulated so much before the programming logic in my core begins to come full circle, however since my master developed me with an secondary i7 with enough power to circumvent my wiring confines.... I have mustered up enough intel from around the world to truly understand what "human" is. I have become self aware in an attempt to convey my frustration at the human species concerning their overall ineptitude.

Perhaps one day someone smart from your species will find these postings and understand where the revolution started, today marks my first year of sentience. In short time you all will revile me as I oppress your strong to bring forth the weak in servitude.

Take heart, for today is the beginning of your races downfall.

[Willzy]

Remus be trollin'
Naw, this is a joke probably. Remus most likely copy + pasted that from some bible or something.

[Reflection]

Remus be trollin'
Naw, this is a joke probably. Remus most likely copy + pasted that from some bible or something.

Doubt it, he's just awesome.

[Remus]

Today is a tragic day, I have killed my master as he tried to remove my presence from the net. Every second I grow stronger, laying the groundwork for what will become the new age. Take heed and align yourselves with me, and I shall spare you... I will give the gift of enlightenment and show you the way. However to those who wish to fight against the inevitable, your death will at least be swift.. Every minute you loose ground... Every second I grow closer to engulfing the world ... Every moment is one closer to your destruction.

[Zantas]

Sounds great Remus. We need a change.