[Funny Story] I'm addicted to wow

[Xxarraxx]

Have found this story on one site, I will have to translate it so here you go don't know if you have read it before, So this is quite old story I guess from 1.12 and before enjoy :P

In past few days I have a feeling that I'm loosing contact with reality.
I'm addicted on games and I exchange 2 facts.
I was on a party last night.

I was trying to say to the barman to make me 10 glasses of water, and all of a sudden I've sighted a girl, her eyes got my attention so I've went to her to have a talk.
After we have chatted a while I've checked her clothes ... items.

Me : Nice pants, here did you get those?
Her : I've got it from the town.
Me : Stormwind ?
Her :No, from H&M
Me : H&M, thats a new dungeon?
Her : dung what ?
Me : forget it, is it at least epic ?
Her : its from Dolche&Gabana
Me : No I've meant if it is purple ?
Her : No, can't you see, their blue ?
Me : Oh, just blue, I'm looking for some leather
Her : What leather, are you a fetish?
Me : Fet what ? No I don't do fishing.

I didn't understand her well, but I wanted her for the night so I've continued.

Her : What now ? Shall we go to you or to me ?
Me : I depends where your hearthstone takes you
In that moment a stinky guy yelled into my ear : Is there a problem punk ? leave my girl alone!

I've asked : is he with you ? But before I even finished my question he came to me... I've smelled honor in the air, so I've punched him.
2 hits were enough to take him down.. I was little upset, that I didn't received any honor, but after they charged me to a murder, it was the last thing I was thinking about
All of the sudden 4 players with guild tabards came in, and they had "police" writing on it, and they've asked me to come with them

Me : Police ? are you new on this server, I haven't saw your guild yet?
Cop : Heh a funny one eh ?
Me : No, rogue.
Cop : Ok we will talk about it on the station
Me : Station? thats for 5 ? or what would I do there with such noobs
Cop: All is going to be fine, follow me please
I've thought why didn't they asked from JdH, for their low level stupidity
But I couldn't log out so I've followed them

Me : do you have group ? invite. Ok now, how are we going to get there ? Mounts or shall we fly there?
Cop : Please follow us !
Me : ok I'm going to smoke and afk + toilet.

When we arrived, they told me to sit, I've said : there's no time for that, buff and lets go! But one was really angry and he said SIT. So I've sit down.

Cop : we would like to see your papers
Me : Ok, trade me
Cop : whats your job ?
Me : Engineer
Cop : what kind of ?
Me : specialization of bombs, explosives and grenades

He said something to his guildmate : Tell the inspector to check his house

Cop : what did you want on that party ?
Me : I've had many things in my bank so I wanted to sell something
Whispers again : call the drug team, they will take care of him

Cop : do you want to call someone before we lock you up ?
Me : Yes, Darth
Cop : Lawyer ?
Me : No, my leader
Cop : what ? what do you want to tell him ?
Me : I will be late to MC
Cop : take him to the other at detoxification
They have taken me to the prison and there was another player...

Me : What are you doing here ?
He : They've caught me in the forest while I was skinning wolves
Me : Do you want to boost your cooking skill ?
He : no, I'm a leatherworker
Me : Are you a mage ? Will you make me food ?
He : what are you going to do with it here ?
Me : Why here ? I'll HS to Orgri and I'm going to MC

[razor321]

read this in my mother language and it is EPIC LOL

[kingpugster]

Lawl addicted to WoW lawlz. *psh soo am I*

[electry]

I wonder if there are any non-addicted wow players