The Ark Game

[Ark]

This is a great game for fourms that alot of people go to, no i did not invent this and i am not takeing credit but its fun as hell!

and it goes like this:
It starts with the phrase "I like my women how I like my"... followed by a noun.
The next person completes the phrase for the previous person, and then posts a new "I like my women how I like my..." of their own.
And so on. Note that "women" can also be "men" depending on sexual preference.
For example:
BOB69: I like my women how I like my coffee
FRED3: Hot and sugary. I like my men how I like my clock
MEG45: Always doing something with his hands. I like my men how I like my pineapples...

Rules are as follows...
1# dont go twice in a row, let everyone get a chance to make a pun
2# try to be funny, not mean
3# Have fun!

ill start!

I like my women like i like my CDs

[Nugma]

....that always breaks down
I like my women like i like my signature.

[eddy9994]

...crap & bad (joke's ur's pwns)
I like my women like i like my beer

[Ark]

intoxicateing but you regret it in the morningi like my woman like i like my bike

[ShortButStrong]

i like my woman like i like leap year. one less day to have to worry about bills and one less day to worry about PMS.

[Enfeebleness]

There goes short, doing it all wrong :P

Going to continue because short screwed everything up :P

intoxicateing but you regret it in the morningi like my woman like i like my bike

if it starts making too much noise, you can always give them something to make them quiet.


I like my women like i like my taco...

[Koliho]

foul and untasty.
i like my women like i like my nicotin.....

[Adrenalin3]

full of crap , I like my women like i like my car

[kelat]

, sexy and totally bangin'. Nice in leather. But you can just take the key out to make them shut up

I like my women like i like my phone,

[pwner]

...1 button to shut them up.
I like my women how I like my steel...

[Ark]

sharp and cold
i like my woman like i like my shirt

[Relz]

loose and floppy

I like my women like I like my music

[idusy-org]

Loud, head banging


I like my wiMinz like I like my computer...

[Ark]

slow, makes weird noises and full of viruses
i like my woman like i like cake

[dued02]

full of frosting (i dunno lol!)

i like my woman like i like my xbox 360