Snitchstianity

[Sasukedk]

i knew this day would come that a real religion would come to save me... Im all yours snitchstianity!

[Snitch]

Snitch, I vow to be Vice-Jesus. Accept or you shall suffer a most virtual crusifiction!

Your ma bizatch. Meaning the treasurererer of Snitchstianity.

Every religion - except Snitchstianity - is a minor of Snitchstianity.

Example:
Christianity: Has a saviour, one person to speak of gread doings and dones of the religion. That's Snitchy.

Jewism: Come on, everyone knows it's a wannabe-christianity.

Islam: You may not see the face of the prophet, so is it with Snitchstianity. Have any of you ever seen Snitch's face?

Hinduism: You may not eat cows. Niether in Snitchstianity.

Buddhism: Be a pacifist ninja? The orient has ninjas, and the majority of the orient is Buddhists.

So, as you see, every so called 'religion' on planet earth is a offspring built on lies and Snitchstianity!

If you deny, the Zombie Chihuahua's of the terrible thirteenth planet bones (Seventh heaven of Snitchstianity) will come and 'get' you!

It's actually the 9th heaven. The seventh consists of me and Quagmire dancing to 80's pop music.


Snitch

[xkisses]

Every religion - except Snitchstianity - is a minor of Snitchstianity.

Example:
Christianity: Has a saviour, one person to speak of gread doings and dones of the religion. That's Snitchy.

Jewism: Come on, everyone knows it's a wannabe-christianity.

Islam: You may not see the face of the prophet, so is it with Snitchstianity. Have any of you ever seen Snitch's face?

Hinduism: You may not eat cows. Niether in Snitchstianity.

Buddhism: Be a pacifist ninja? The orient has ninjas, and the majority of the orient is Buddhists.

So, as you see, every so called 'religion' on planet earth is a offspring built on lies and Snitchstianity!

If you deny, the Zombie Chihuahua's of the terrible thirteenth planet bones (Seventh heaven of Snitchstianity) will come and 'get' you!

im pretty sure "jewism" was made before christianity

[Snitch]

Obviously not. "Jewism" is like teh noob.

Snitch

[kelat]

im pretty sure "jewism" was made before christianity

pretty sure as in it was. seeing as Jesus was a Jew. :P according to "history books." aka non-Snitchstianity Sanctioned texts.

[Snitch]

pretty sure as in it was. seeing as Jesus was a Jew. :P according to "history books." aka non-Snitchstianity Sanctioned texts.

Agh, who told you of these books.

Snitch

[Bane.]

Ha! I shall contest you! I shall now think of a clever name to make a group vowed to delete Snitchstianity!!!!!! This...Means....WAR! my Commrade.... MuAhAhAhA..... *Takes out Sniper Rifle and waits for the leader to go in a black caddy for a parade so he can shoot and blame on some dude on a grassy gnoll*
hsnap:

EDIT: I THOUGHT OF A NAME.... MUAHAHAHA. i shall name them.....WoWzOrZness's Muahahahaha. And we shall follow in Chuck Norris and mods on this site Muahahaha.... -Official seminar times will be determined.... and we will have cookies and COFFEE, Muahaahah-

[CraZe]

Ha! I shall contest you! I shall now think of a clever name to make a group vowed to delete Snitchstianity!!!!!! This...Means....WAR! my Commrade.... MuAhAhAhA..... *Takes out Sniper Rifle and waits for the leader to go in a black caddy for a parade so he can shoot and blame on some dude on a grassy gnoll*
hsnap:

EDIT: I THOUGHT OF A NAME.... MUAHAHAHA. i shall name them.....WoWzOrZness's Muahahahaha. And we shall follow in Chuck Norris and mods on this site Muahahaha.... -Official seminar times will be determined.... and we will have cookies and COFFEE, Muahaahah-

LOL i like it how you put the muhahahahah in your post
Oh and btw snitch this sounds awsome but i don't think I will be joining it tho its sounds pretty awsome tho =D

[Snitch]

Ha! I shall contest you! I shall now think of a clever name to make a group vowed to delete Snitchstianity!!!!!! This...Means....WAR! my Commrade.... MuAhAhAhA..... *Takes out Sniper Rifle and waits for the leader to go in a black caddy for a parade so he can shoot and blame on some dude on a grassy gnoll*
hsnap:

EDIT: I THOUGHT OF A NAME.... MUAHAHAHA. i shall name them.....WoWzOrZness's Muahahahaha. And we shall follow in Chuck Norris and mods on this site Muahahaha.... -Official seminar times will be determined.... and we will have cookies and COFFEE, Muahaahah-

Oh do love off.

Snitch

[Zakuno]

It's actually the 9th heaven. The seventh consists of me and Quagmire dancing to 80's pop music.

How do i get to the seventh heaven in Snit-what-ever?

If Cartman can say "jewism" i can too. I've build up all my knowledge of religion on South Park. Like, Jesus is a gay, a murderer and private in the U.S Army!

[R4mbo | Mr. R]

OK. I'm in. This is some really crazy shit. Lord Snitch, let me be the "Shadowpriest".

[rasengan]

im in ) changing my sig right now!

[R4mbo | Mr. R]

Arrrrr... wtF!? I cant see my sig, oh noes, higher power is fighting me... HELP! How to activate my sig???

EDIT: OK, its working ;D

[suran37]

im totally in

[kelat]

I hereby bless this thread with my 777th post.