Is you son a "Computer Hacker"?

[Shattered]

Okay so I was browsing the net to day and I was looking up some of the worst virsus ever made. And I came across this. I got a good kick out of it. It's some site that is "For Grown Ups". Anyways I was reading threw this and I thought it was quite hilarouis my self and I you should check it out.

http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001...2056.2147.html


They implying everybody who uses Linux is a hacker, and the program Flash is only used for hackers, and that computer hacker's change there appearance and can alter there academic behavior.

[WoWLegend]

HAHAHA what noobs.

Thats parents for you though, they never understand.

[Shattered]

HAHAHA what noobs.

Thats parents for you though, they never understand.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI0dCVwdedE

[Scrubs]

OMG that is the funniest shit i have ever read, this guy is a complete dumbass. I think my son is hacker becauase he is normal !!! =0 This guy is wrong on so many levels. I guess we can just laugh at him.

[Marlo]

good...god....30 minutes? i spend roughly 12+ hours a day on a comp if i dont have plans to go out

[lag]

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War.

ROFLCAKES!

[wicked jt]

Lawl
i read this awhile ago
and nearly pissed myself reading it
Quake is bad, no one play it
and lets use russian software i.e Lunix...
haa i hope that article was a joke

[kelat]

so is this actually real? looking at comments, some say that its a joke. but wow. wow. im almost speechless. flash? lmao. linux? roffle. he calls himself a model parent; he is one over bearing mo fo is you ask me. attends his kid's teen parties? thats unfortunate. looking down upon a 17 yr old girl wearing makeup on a date? that sucks. what a terrible father. i guess he really doesnt want his kids to ever have friends, or ever meet new people. and the question still remains.... so what was the kids ACTUALLY doing?? he's called a hacker. so what did that entail? him playing around with flash? listening to mp3's??

Even when confronted, your son will probably find it difficult to talk about this problem to you. He will probably claim that there is no problem, and that you are imagining things. He may tell you that it is you who has the problem, and you should "back off" and "stop smothering him." Do not allow yourself to be deceived. You are the only chance your son has, even if he doesn't understand the situation he is in. Keep trying to get through to him, no matter how much he retreats into himself.

lmfao. maybe because you as a father ARE imagining things??? XD and i love how he described the stereotypical "hacker" as a person who wears bright clothes along with glow sticks and pascifiers. :P as a dad, id be more worried that my kid is doing drugs or doing other bad sh*t and ACTUALLY breaking the law. i really dont know what kind of research that dad did, but obviously he didnt do any actual research lol... and article from 6 years ago :O

last thing. Quake. xD

[Stenr]

Lmao, Wow.. This is my favorite one...

If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences.

[Bokaz]

6. Does your son use Quake?
Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school. If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school. funny shit

[Diozakrod]

(First post on these forums )

Funny read, my fav was the quake part ><

But its obviously fake, Wife named carol, son and daughter named peter and cindy, lol. Brady bunch anyone? funny read nonethless.

[Newbs_r_us]

ROFL, reading the article was great, and then reading through a couple of the 10 pages of comments made me nearly wet myself...

[Shattered]

Yes, after posting I relised that this was indeed fake. But still very funny.

[Demonkunga]

I've read this before, but reading it again just pissed me off. Time to go download Linux on my dads computer and **** his shit up =P

[Crshjurah]

Im 11 and i hide my hacks from my dad or he'll kill me lol this is why i trust mmowned and cheatengine because of free hacks and porgrams not like those other lame brains stupid ass web sites that sell them for 20$ or 30$ just a damn rip off