what you dont want to hear during surgery

[Adrenalin3]

i copied and pasted this off some site here it is

Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie.

What do mean he wasn't in for a sex change...!

Uh oh! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.

Bo! Bo! Comeback with that! Bad Dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

Rats! There go the lights again...

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hey, the guy's got two of 'em.

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.

What's this doing here?

I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

That's cool! now can you make his leg twitch?!

I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.

Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

Sterile, schmerile. The floor's clean, right?

Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.

OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!

[Innit]

'And today we will discovering what the penis looks like from the inside students.'

[Shattered]

"Well sir your all sewed up and ready to go, nurse, NURSE I can't find the sponge.. Well sir we might have to go back in.. We uhh.. left something.."

[Marlo]

"holy crap take a look at this guys genitals, THEY ARE SO WEIRD"

[Snitch]

"Hey this guys penis is bigger than mine, the scalpel will soon sort that out."

Snitch

[Mr.Goomis]

"Docter patient is wakin up!, STFU IM KILLIN ONYXIA!!!"

[kelat]

"is it connect the blue ventricle to the red ventricle, or blue to green?"

[Nugma]

"How do i do this? Hmm.. i'll try this way"

[Enfeebleness]

"Yeah, i got back from jail last night, that patient deserved what he got."

[Xestrikers]

LOL!! I was on the floor nearly crying reading these!! +REP for shareing

[Zentek]

"OOOH YEAH THAT FELT GOOD" "Hand me a tissue!"

[lag]

If it doesn't fit quite right, just keep shovin'.

--Heard during my surgery to have my wisdom teeth taken out a few years back :P

[Flying Piggy]

Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.

I loled .

[Adrenalin3]

LOL nice ones people heres another...

WE NEED A HEALER!!1