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Dear Friend,

 My Name Is Ting Wei, I have been a prominent businessman in Hong Kong till I had my problem years ago, right now I have a serious big business to propose to you, 
business to gross thirty eight million,Five hundred Thousand American Dollar. I want you to help me receive this fund, 
Rest assured I can make this transaction work perfectly and safely for us you understand, and with your co-operation for the success of this business I offer to you a good percentage of the fund as your share.

If interested pls contact to me as soonest your
convenience at my e-mail: [email protected] I give you all necessary information on this business and how we make it work

 I expect your reply and my response be swift.Thanking you much now,

Ting Wei

Rofl bad spam or dumb chinaman?



NEXT EMAIL:

RE: CONTRACT PAYMENT VIA CONTRACT EXECUTION.
                                                                               01-04- 2008

Attn: Fund beneficiary.

Sequel to the meeting held with our bank on the 7th of January 2008 with the managing directors of the National Petroleum Co-Operation NNPC, Central Bank of *****ia CBN, Federal Ministry of Finance (FMF) and all stake holders including the officials of the Federal Government of *****ia under the Presidency.

Our bank has been mandated to take over all the *****ian Government Foreign contract payment, due to the lukewarm attitude of the Central Bank of *****ia and its corrupt officials whom has made it almost impossible for all the contractors not to receive their contract proceed, in lieu of the above you are requested to use this opportunity to receive your contract payment.

We the Barclays bank of London advise you to contact our payment officer:

CONTACT NAME: MR. PETER KELLY
On his direct Tele: +447778148282
Fax line:              +447092892432
Email: [email protected]

For discussion and verification so that your fund will be remitted to your nominated bank account immediately without delay.

We regret any inconveniences in settlement of this contract payment would have cost you.

You have been advised accordingly.

Yours truly,
Smith Herb
Public Relation Officer

ROFL.. last time i checked i don't live in *****a or the UK

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