I just love to get revenge. There's nothing better than sweet revenge. I'm just evil like that. Here's a few ways to do stuff to people that will eat away at their insides.
I'll start off with the simple common sense ones.
1. Destroy something they really like.
2. When they ask you to do something always say no.
3. When they do something to you, do the same thing back twice as bad.
4. Try to get them in trouble for something they didn't do.
Now for the computer related ones:
1. Send them a key logger by email or something. Heres a few evil things to do with key loggers.
A. Hack into their myspace and/or facebook account. Tell their friends you hate them and they're boyfriend or girlfriend they want to break up with them.
B. Hack into their Runescape, WoW, etc. account and get rid of all their items and change the password.
C. Hack into their email and send their mother, boss, or someone else important an offensive or threatening email.
D. Use it to find embarrassing information, print it out, and show it to popular people that can lose their popularity.
2. Spam their email. This is always fun. If they block your account just send their email to a bunch of other people or create other accounts.
3. Change their user password. If you can, Change their windows user password to something they'll never guess.
4. Put porn on their computer. I little risky with getting grounded or something but if the person in charge thinks they would do that kind of thing, it might work.
Reputation related ones:
1. Spread a rumor about them. Might not work but could be funny.
2. Get everyone to make fun of them. Think of something embarrassing about them and get everyone to make fun of them. For example: If they pick their nose use that.
Violence related ones:
If you can resist pain like I can (I had cancer) these ones can be very handy.
1. Start a fight with them. When an adult is about to walk into the room take the beating. They might get in trouble and not you. (I did this with my sister.)
2. If they want to fight you accept it. Take the beating but just stand there looking calm. This will get people to make fun of them. Another good thing is that they can get in trouble but you won't. I did this with a few people and they got really annoyed and just gave up. Now no one even bothers to fight me.
Heres some tips on how to not get in trouble with revenge:
1. Always plan how your going to do it, what excuses your going to make for different questions the person in charge will ask.
2. When the person in charge asks who did it don't say anything.
3. Do not say, "I didn't do it" or blame it on a random person. This will just give it away.
4. Think about how easy going the person in charge is. You can't just say "It was an accident." to a very strict person.
I'm only 12 years old so this might not be good for older people.