An Asian Girl

[latruwski]

An Asian girl walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that she was the only Asian gal there.
As she sat down, she noticed a white girl behind her.
The white girl said, 'Coloured people are not allowed here.'
The Asian gal turned around and stood up.
She then said:
'listen....when i was born, i was Asian '
'When i grew up, i was Asian '
'When i'm sick, i'm Asian '
'When i go in the sun, i'm Asian '
'When I'm cold, i'm Asian, '
'When i die, i'll be 'Asian
But YOU....'
'When you're born, you're pink, '
'When you grow up, you're white, '
'When you're sick, you're green, '
'When you go in the sun, you turn red, '
'When you're cold, you turn blue, '
'And when you die, you turn purple.'
'And you have the nerve to call me coloured?!!!'

[Airon]

LOL
that was funny and soooo true

[latruwski]

LOL
that was funny and soooo true

ty (spacefiller)

[Relz]

:lolwut

Racism ITT.

[aznboy]

Lol. Made me /roflmao +Rep man

Edit: Need to spread rep to rep you again

[krazyluda007]

I heard this one before.
But it was different.
Instead it was a mexican........and it was much more harsh and a couple of curse words!
lol

[Matador]

I know that one with blacks

[Kyiz]

Didn't make me laugh =/

[Relz]

Didn't make me laugh =/

It wasn't supposed to, it's a "joke" trying to make it seem like Asians are better then whites.

[SpiritWolf]

Awsome! XD Its so true!

[samsta458]

white girl got /pwned