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    [[Epic]] Funny WoW macros!!!



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    Hi all! To clear it,I didn't really know,where should I post this,but I found this section the most appropriate.
    So first some "picture" macros:
    (___)
    lOol
    /```` ( oo) MoOoOo
    / l____--
    * L L



    _|__|_
    (- .-) _. ~
    /( * )_/
    (__* _)
    lets get high childeren!


    ................___@@@ ___
    ......____//_____?___\\__ ___
    ----,o-----Care Police -_- -----@)
    ----`----(@)=========(@)-

    /I ,[____],
    I- -- *-0IIIII0-
    ()_) ()_)-o-)_)
    BEEP BEEP IMA JEEP!

    |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^| ||
    |...BEER TRUCK..........| ||'|";, ___.
    |_..._..._______===|=||_|__|..., ] -
    "(@)'(@)"""''"*|(@)(@)*****''(@)

    .....Y_Y
    ('''\(^_^)/''')
    ....(WW)
    ..../,,| |,,\

    ~ ~ Y_Y
    ~ ~ ( ^v^)'')
    ~ (,,) \w/)/
    ~ ~(,,,),,)

    l_l_l Д_Д
    l ( '_ ' ) DEMON KIDDY
    l<=( u) ---->
    l v----v

    \O/.........................................
    / ............................._____O
    |\ ......................... _..\ ....<.. _
    / | .......................(o)/..........(o)
    NAGA STOLE MY BIKE

    ................... .......... /' /)
    ................./ /)......../ //
    ..............,/// ....... /...//
    ............./...//. ......./ //
    ...........//' / /.../ /
    ........./'.../... ./... /.../ // rock
    ........('(...(... ....... ,../'.on

    / meow
    / /l_/l s
    / ('_' 7___s
    / l_l _l __l

    >-->0
    \0/
    |
    / \
    are you ready to be carried

    o
    |\_o
    // \ AFK for Porn!



    And now come the "text" macros:


    [Healers]


    /cast (insert rez spell here)
    /s Now Ressurecting %t. Side effects include but arn't limited too: Vomiting, loss of limbs, dizzyness, And a craving for brains. Resserecting is not for everyone. Please consult your healer before dieing.

    /cast Inner Focus
    /s \(_o)/ lolwut?

    /any channel All our healers are busy right now, your health is important to us so please stay alive and a healer will be with you as soon as one is available.

    /w %t I know your naughty secrets
    /w %t you are going to die

    /cast(insert rez spell here)
    /s Get up,dammit!It's just a flesh wound!

    /raid LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
    /raid BOYS AND GIRLS!
    /raid CHILDREN OF ALL AGES!
    /raid DIEING TIME IS HERE!!!!!

    [Rogues]

    /cast Vanish
    /s Notice the puff of smoke? I have succesfully casted Vanish, and i ask that you turn off auto attack, set all pets to passive and pretend you dont see me for the next 10 seconds. Thanks for your cooperation!

    /s If God Had Wanted You To Live He Would Have Not Created ME!!

    /em casts Pick Pocket
    /em has STOLEN 3 gold from you!
    /em snickers devilishly!

    [Warlocks]

    /y "One spare soul coming straight up for you, %t"
    /y "Soulstoning is a routine procedure. I totally don't think %t will die in the next 15 minutes"
    /y "Soulstoning %t, cuz his life is more important than yours"
    /y "Soulstoning %t. I promise to not devour your soul in the next 15 minutes, if you are a tank, a healer or a fellow Warlock. Maybe."
    /y "I now have your soul, %t."
    /y "Your soul smells delicious, %t. Casting Soulstone."
    /y "One day I won't be around to protect your soul from going to Heaven, and what are you going to do then, %t ?"
    /y "Stoning your soul, %t. I promise to NOT use any soul-consuming abilities in the next 15 minutes. Unless I have to."
    /y "Stoning %t. Dammit, I feel like a weed dealer or something."
    /y "Stoning is addictive. Don't die too much."
    /y "I heard you love to get stoned, so I will stone you, so you will be stoned, while you are stoned. Or something."
    /y "Stoning %t. Suicide is no longer an option for YOU."
    /y "Stoning %t. If you hate my rock, feel free to go to your nearest Death Knight".

    Etc:

    this one says u looted x player for a random amt of gold just target player first
    /run SendChatMessage("loots %t for "..random(200).."g "..random(0,99).."s.", "EMOTE")

    /1(or any channel) PST me for free gold!
    /dnd We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I / A full commitment's what I'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this from any other guy...

    For undeads:
    /cast Cannibalize
    /y OM NOM NOM NOM

    /me has reported you as AFK. To redeem your status, type /AFK ready.

    /me has marked you as AFK. Type /CAMP to be unmarked. (thats the best in cities)

    /me Eats Nails For Breakfast!!..WITHOUT THE MILK!!!!

    /script t="CRITTER"i=random(GetNumCompanions(t))c,n=GetCompanionInfo(t,i)SendChatMessa ge (n..", I choose you!")CallCompanion(t,i)
    What it does:
    Chooses a random mini pet and pulls it out while saying "<Name of Mini Pet>, I choose you!" (remove the space between "Messa and ge",funny i cant fix it in edit mode it shows like theres no space.)

    /cough
    /run SendChatMessage("has infected you with \124cff71d5ff\124Hspell:50303\124h[Swine Flu]\124h\124r.","EMOTE",nil)
    /sorry

    If anyone has suggestions,please tell me!


    PS: If you feel like my macros were funny/helpful, please don't forget to +rep me!
    Last edited by UDontKnowWhoIAm; 06-02-2013 at 09:53 AM.

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    Some of them are better than others :P

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    Im gonna use the text macros for SURE !
    ty
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    Haha, Jeeps are win so are Death metal horns. And I actually found most of those mildly if not, amusing.

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    hmmm /w%T i know your naughty secrets
    /w%T you are going to die dont work for me but hay there good and funny

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    really? \(_o)/

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    lol@rickroll macro gonna use that for sure

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    OH LOOK AT THE TIME
    12
    11 l 1
    10 l 2
    9 ----> STFU
    8 4
    7 5
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    edit, bleh just add spaces :<

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    Thanks, It rocks.

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    Amazing how well the RickRoll macro works

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    nice macros i will use some of these

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    the
    /script t="CRITTER"i=random(GetNumCompanions(t))c,n=GetCompanionInfo(t,i)SendChatMessa ge (n..", I choose you!")CallCompanion(t,i)
    doesnt work for meh, do i need to add/edit anything?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hugehair View Post
    the
    /script t="CRITTER"i=random(GetNumCompanions(t))c,n=GetCompanionInfo(t,i)SendChatMessa ge (n..", I choose you!")CallCompanion(t,i)
    doesnt work for meh, do i need to add/edit anything?
    Remove the space between Messa and ge.

    Quote Originally Posted by th3d3vilwithin View Post
    hmmm /w%T i know your naughty secrets
    /w%T you are going to die dont work for me but hay there good and funny
    Code:
    /w %t I know your naughty secrets
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    Funny, it doesnt show in edit mode...

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    Haha, I will try "/me has marked you as AFK. Type /CAMP to be unmarked." in AV cave!
    +rep

 

 
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