[How To] Making Real Life Noggenfogger (Minus the buffs)

[#ClumsyWizard]

What you need

5 2 liter bottles of Mountain dew.

4 Packetages of Shiitakee mushrooms

1 cup of Tree sap (Pine perferred)

(2 Pints of lake water Optional)

and the Non-food items:

1 HUGEpot. (5 Gallon)

1 Stirring stick.

Steps to make it:

Take the pot and fill it up with the mountain dew and lake water (If you have it, this step is optional). put it on the stove on High untill it comes to a rolling boil.Then take the Mushrooms and put them in the pot of mountain dew, continue to boil for 5minutes. Set the pot on simmer and add in the Pine sap. Stir this in untill there is none left. Cover and let simmer for 10mins. Take it off the heat and pour it into pitchers and place in the refridgerator to cool.

To serve:

Pour the cold noggenfogger into a glass and drink. No you wont get high off this, yes it might taste nasty. The only "buff" you get is a feeling of weightlessness. I have made this before it makes a goood drink.

I have tested the final product on my friends and my tweaker friends, they did not get high off it. So no this is not a drug drink.

Anyways have fun making this and drinking it!

If you don't have pine sap then buy pine nuts and grind them to a fine powder.

Anyways. Bye!

[leetness101]

wtf is noggenfogger lawl. And what does this do to you, help you exploit in the real world, dude just ask spiderman for that

[#ClumsyWizard]

Noggenfogger is a In-game WoW Item, and I got bored when I was a member of Nogg-aholic and made this recipe. SinceI found it again I though I would share it with the MMOwned community. And this is the Guides section not the Exploits section. I'm currently going to convice one of the local brewerys to make this.

[Firefly192]

just ask spiderman for that

Spiderman FTW

[Cimerii]

Pure pwnage, need some mountain dew now.. holland ftl, no mountain dew. Gief bones and smalling effect now

[Sallix]

You can also stack simmilar buffs such as Weed with this potion... just don't go jumoing of cliffs because the slow fall proc is very low

[illanya]

they dont sell mountain dew in england

[Epic Sheep]

they dont sell mountain dew in england

im not sure but it is a Citris fizzy drink so im thinking....
Sprite?

[BB3hk]

this stuff tastes funny but pretty good when you add red bull and vodka to the finished product

[johnson22]

You can also stack simmilar buffs such as Weed with this potion... just don't go jumoing of cliffs because the slow fall proc is very low

HAAAHAHAHA OMG!!! frickin hilarious!!! +rep for that one!

[italiankidd]

I did this and, im not kidding, i woke up naked in a pile of leaves.

[italiankidd]

oops, double post

[#ClumsyWizard]

hehe... Ah.. I forgot the Europe people. You can use Any clear non-caffinated drink. in place of MTD

[#ClumsyWizard]

Meh... this is the best thing I could post as a guide... getting 1 more rep is annoying the hell out of me.

[vectos]

sounds like a good idea to me