"A priest's guide to complaining" and YOU

[Alkhara Majere]

So you want to know how to QQ like the best of them huh? Here are some simple, easy tips, along with some examples of who uses them!

First tactic:
Use numbers. Things like facts, reason, logic to show that we are inferior healers to paladins, horrible in pvp, etc. This will begin intelligent, long discussion in which other classes will occassionally pop in and say "Lolz i didn red but preists r overpowered lolz" before we annilate their idioticy with more numbers.

Rank: 9/10
Idiot response chance: 5/10
Intelligent response chance: 8/10
Blizzard response chance: 0/10
Examples: Too many intelligent priests to count.

Second tactic:
Use your biting wit and quick fingers to type scatching, yet halirious, insults to Blizzard and idiot players alike while bringing up good points. Giving links to thottbot/youtube clips is also a regular of this type of QQ. Posts by speakeasy would be a good example.

Rank: 7/10
Idiot response chance: 10/10
Intelligent response chance: 4/10
Blizzard response chance: 1/10 (sarcastic comments only)


Third tactic:
Whine like a b*tch.

Example: That one guy. Shaqattack. Whatever, his name isn't important.

Fourth tactic:
Make sarcastic comments about how much we need to be nerfed. Can be funny, and gets the point across, but ocassionally some idiot doesn't get it and posts about how everyone needs to realize we need a buff. No dur, that's the point.

Rank: 5/10
Idiot response: 10/10
Intelligent response: 7/10
Blizzard response: 0/0

Fifth tactic:
Make a fake talent tree! 'Nuff said.

Rank: Give up on life
Idiot response: Check the OP
Intelligent response: 1/10 (but only to make fun of you)
Blizzard response: 0/10 (Can't blame them)

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[Schlipez]

mind control is one of the funniest spell ^^

[The Juggernaut]

Great guide, appreciated, and +Reputation.

[Zonda]

i hate when priests complain i have a lvl 70 lock, and a lvl 66 priest, i have leveled my priest as a holy priest (as i hate shadow) and i have no problem playing the priest over my lock now. A lock is not always needed, but every group always needs a healer, i feel as if i am the most important part of the group. so i have no complaints as a priest, even when blizz nerfed shit i dont complain, because they are evening the playing level.... my lock is still overpowered now tho. GGkthnxBAI

[issacobra]

LMFAO who has read the mind vision crit post? LMFAO search for it.

[Erlon]

thank you +rep, please make a guide for mages