[Not tested] New idea for a scam!

[ScOrCh]

O.K I was on a bus and the other day i saw on the T.V a Man died or something. he was 83. you know that stuff. Then it hit me! If i can trick blizzard that my friend hacked into my account ect and banned it and also tell them that died. they might give it to me. i will try this though. I will tell you if this is successful or not. But it is worth a try
TRICKING BLIZZARD WITH ScOrCh!
What you will need:

A certificate of death template.
Photoshop (optional.)
A printer
A pen. (if you are not using photoshop XD!)
Skype
A voice changer (So if you are like a 50 year old. you can sound like a kid. Like me!)

Step 1: O.k Go to this site http://www.hooverwebdesign.com/free-...e-of-Death.pdf to get the certificate of death. You can also go to another site of one you know so you can get another template. This is so that blizzard will feel "sorry" for you.

Step 2: Now you have two options. 1 is to print out your ub3r l33t certificate of death OR you can edit in photoshop your Ub3r l33t certificate of death. Now Make up a fake name for like a sister or something. Lets say it was my brother (a fake one remember!) and lets call him John Albert Smith. Now fill out when he died. Do it a week ago or something. This would be fantastic! When you do that make sure there are no N00b spelling errors. This would make it unprofessional. Now what he died of. When you do this make it really sad. like died of a car crash or died playing WoW (omfg!) Now the template i provided has text in the corner. Find the exact same color of that at paint over it. If it is a tone different. they might think that it is fake. Now who is it signed by and from what company. Say it is from white lady funerals. That is a funeral company in Australia. It is recommended when you do this signature if you are using photoshop print it out and sign on it. then scan it back into the computer. Make it by Agent Mcmuffin.

Step 3: OK i think you are half way there! Right so now call up blizzard or what ever game you play. But since this is mainly a WoW guide then Blizzard! Now you and your voice changer and skype. need to sound like a child or a 14 year old. Now make sure before you make the call ban an account for lets say speed hacking (w00t!) So when you call with skype and the voice changer say to them something like this "Blizzard help me! my account...It is banned! My friend who i thought was my friend came into my room and banned my account!" and so on. So when you do that they would either feel sorry for you or saying "sorry about that!" So if they feel sorry for you start fake crying. and tell them "Why did my Have to die. always stoo up for me when this happened. Now the certificate of death is to prove it. Say "I will prove it! I will give you it." Now either fax it or email it! Now this is when they fall for it or not. Say "Can i get an account with all of my stuff on it back?" They would have a simple "we can't" or "Ok" Now this is the fun part if they said ok. If they didn't then go onto the Didn't work step! Ask for what ever you want like top gear stuff. But not to much. You are just going greedy. they might think other wise.

IT DIDN'T WORK!
If this didn't work tell them to put them onto like one of the creators. Which is pretty rare if they do. If they don't just bugger it and go onto another guide. If they do just say you know your family member died and shit. This is just a possibility. But what ever. :wave:

HAPPY SCAMMING TO GET WHAT EVER YOU WANT!

[MelonFarmer]

Wow... Waste of space... rofl ZOMG MY FRIEND BANNED MY ACCT AND MY GRANDPA DIED WHICH HAS NO RELEVANCE ZOMG... Fail

[ScOrCh]

o.k thats fine... i don't care

[aaró]

skiddies lol, half bad try

[ScOrCh]

Yeh. But it was worth a try. You know i might try this later on lol. although everyone hates it

[Dendra]

So your "scam" is to tell Blizzard that a family member died and therefore they have to give you your account back. The degree of fail in this thread is over 9000

Also, massive lol at "Ask for what ever you want like top gear stuff"

[ScOrCh]

IT IS OVER 9000! lol. yes i know i did an epic phail. im new to scamming and i am a bigger noob. And no. tell them a friend banned your account and the death of a family member is just to get a higher chance of it happening so they would feel more sorry for you.

[MelonFarmer]

Vagita what does the scouter say about his power level? ... ITS OVER 9000!!!! ..... OVER 9000 that cant be!!!!!!!!! AWWW BOOM !!!!! AWAGHGHGHGHGHH !!!!

[Saedusii]

Telling them that your relative died will likely give you a lower chance of succeeding (Although it was already exceedingly low..).

[Jankem]

[MelonFarmer]

You might get more sympathy if you tell them you have butt-roids

[ScOrCh]

"You might get more sympathy if you tell them you have butt-roids"

lol!

[eekje877]

Wow... Waste of space... rofl ZOMG MY FRIEND BANNED MY ACCT AND MY GRANDPA DIED WHICH HAS NO RELEVANCE ZOMG... Fail

Lmao ... /agree