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    Joke thread (Appropriate and Inappropriate)

    Everyone knows atleast one joke. Some are fun, some are not. Everyone has laughed at some joke. Lets have some of that in this thread.

    I'll start with something that I stumbled upon today:

    How to pick up a girl in a club:

    1. Pick a weight you're comfortable with (you don't need to impress anyone by going for the biggest girl)
    2. Position your legs at shoulder length
    3. Put your hands firmly above her hips
    4. Squat down then come up picking up the girl into the air
    5. If you are comfortable with the weight, throw her over your shoulder and call it a night by walking out with her out of the club

    Joke thread (Appropriate and Inappropriate)
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    Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.

    They charged one, and let the other one off.

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    Two muffins are cooking inside an oven.
    One starts to fan himself and says, "Damn, it is hot in here..."

    The other one says, "HOLY SHIT, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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    Mists of Pandaria.
    Wowgamerxx119 exploit life

    www.youtube.com/user/overlorderich

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    The wife left a note on the fridge "It's not working, I can't take it anymore!! Gone to stay with my friend Rose, across town."
    I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold.........What the hell is she talking about?

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    A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. The sailor notes the pirate has both a wooden leg, a hook hand and a black patch over one eye.
    - How did you get the wooden leg?, Asks the sailor.
    - I was pushed into the water next to a group of angry sharks and before my men pulled me up I'd lost a leg.
    - Wow, said the sailor. But how did you get your hook hand then?
    - It was a battle. One scumbag sliced my hand off, said the pirate.
    - Amazing! But how did you lose your eye then?
    - A seagull pooped in me eye, replies the pirate.
    - You lost your sight becuse of that?!
    - Nah, but it was me first day with the hook hand...

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    What has 2 legs and is red all over?

    Half a cat.
    Wowgamerxx119 exploit life

    www.youtube.com/user/overlorderich

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    What has four legs and one arm? A pit bull in a children's playground.

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    Your hair is so emo it cuts itself.
    Molested myself and got convicted.

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    There were three guys in a forest.
    Then they were being attacked by cannibals.
    The cannibals said that they wouldn't eat them if they bring back 10 of the same fruit.
    So the three guys go into the forest to get the fruit.
    The first guy comes back with 10 apples.
    Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your a$$ without changing the expression on your face."
    So the guy shoves the first apple up his a$$ and then whinces. So the cannibals eat him.
    Then the second guy comes back with 10 berries.
    Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your a$$ without changing the expression on your face."
    So the guy shoves 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8... then starts to laugh. So the cannibals eat him.

    Then in heaven, the first guy says to the second guy, "Why did you laugh?! You almost had it!" Then the second guy says, "I saw the other guy coming with pineapples!"

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    Thanks Watcher... I've been telling that one to people and getting good response.



    How about this one... what do you call a fish with ten eyes?










    Fiiiiiiiiiish.

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    My friend had his entire left side amputated the other day...



    ...he's all right now.

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    Originally Posted by WizardTrokair View Post
    My friend had his entire left side amputated the other day...



    ...he's all right now.
    Your signature quote by teryaki:>
    I don't have a skype account. Contact me through pms or through discord.



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    Originally Posted by WizardTrokair View Post
    My friend had his entire left side amputated the other day...



    ...he's all right now.
    Took me a second for that one but lold hard thanx

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