Gospel's School for the Articulately Incompetent!!

[Gospel]

Hello my name is Gospel and I am a teacher at TSAI or The School for the Articulately Incompetent. I am here to teach scammers of all kinds how to fool people into falling into your webs of lies. I am not here to scam for you or teach you a scam. Many people have problems with "people skills" and thats what I am here for. In the past 38 hours I have scammed 5 accounts and 13 70s. Each of these has gone to Chinese renters for some hard earned cash. If you have the scam down but people think you are too shady then PM me and we can set up an appointment and get you back on your feet.

What I will help you with:
1. Gaining people skills
2. Phrases of what you can say to lull your victim into a false sense of security.
3. Lie to your victim's face without them ever sensing any doubt.

What I will NOT help you with:
1. Scam for you.
2. Give you accounts or money.
3. Give you scam ideas there are plenty of good ones out there.

I hope that I can help you achieve a great sense of self reliance and hopefully you will end up with a awesome T6 or S3 toon.

Gospel- Head of Economics Dept.