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    jts5676's Avatar Sergeant
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    Free Warhammer Open Beta Key!

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    Lyricalwarfare's Avatar Knight-Champion
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    Repost.
    Leecher GTFO.

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    Sadchaos's Avatar Member
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    Originally Posted by Lyricalwarfare View Post
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    Leecher GTFO.
    you kindly first. I have wayy more anyways.







    hopefully at least one will cause you to chuckle.

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    jts5676's Avatar Sergeant
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    Stupid pictures of cats with text doesn't make me laugh =P

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    Stjimmy's Avatar Sergeant Major
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    How about this joke:


    Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

    Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"








    Faithfully serving Lord Arthas since 2003

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    Stjimmy's Avatar Sergeant Major
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    As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
    She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
    A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".



    At a southern university, students in the psychology program were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "what is the opposite of joy?"
    "Sadness," said the student.
    "And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma.
    "Elation," she said.
    "And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "what about the opposite of woe?"
    The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be 'giddy up' ."






    20 people were lined up to enter heaven, but before they could enter heaven they could be granted one wish. So the first person comes up and says, "I wish I was beautiful!" then she was beautiful. The second person wished they were also beautiful, and the third and so on. Until the last person came up to the gates of heaven and started laughing. "What's so funny" God asked. "I wish they were all ugly again" said the man.







    A couple have been dating for quite sometime now and the girl said that she was ready to go to the next step *sex*. But she wants him to meet her parents first tomorrow, after they have dinner. The boy gladly agrees, but realized that he knew almost NOTHING about sex, but he did know he needs condoms. So he goes to the pharmacy and starts looking at all of the different condoms.


    Pharmacist: You don't know what you are doing do you?
    Boy: Not really, its my first time and I am really excited.

    The pharmacist takes the boy and sits him down and tells him ALL about sex and how to be safe. Hours later the boy gets up and grabs some condoms.

    Pharmacist: Will that be all?
    Boy: No I am going to need a bag, I think we will be doing this for awhile!


    So happily the boy goes over to the girls house the next day and knocks on the door. The girl answers and he kisses her and immdeiatly sits down at the table, bows his head, and offers to say grace *prayer*. 10 seconds later, the family started to eat but the boy still was praying. A few minutes later the boy was still prayer. Until 10 minutes have passed by and the girl leans over and whispers.

    Girl: Wow I didn't know you were so religious.
    Boy: Yeah, well I didn't know your dad was the pharmacist!
    Faithfully serving Lord Arthas since 2003

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    Deranged's Avatar Sergeant
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    Originally Posted by Stjimmy View Post
    As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
    She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
    A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".



    At a southern university, students in the psychology program were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "what is the opposite of joy?"
    "Sadness," said the student.
    "And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma.
    "Elation," she said.
    "And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "what about the opposite of woe?"
    The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be 'giddy up' ."






    20 people were lined up to enter heaven, but before they could enter heaven they could be granted one wish. So the first person comes up and says, "I wish I was beautiful!" then she was beautiful. The second person wished they were also beautiful, and the third and so on. Until the last person came up to the gates of heaven and started laughing. "What's so funny" God asked. "I wish they were all ugly again" said the man.







    A couple have been dating for quite sometime now and the girl said that she was ready to go to the next step *sex*. But she wants him to meet her parents first tomorrow, after they have dinner. The boy gladly agrees, but realized that he knew almost NOTHING about sex, but he did know he needs condoms. So he goes to the pharmacy and starts looking at all of the different condoms.


    Pharmacist: You don't know what you are doing do you?
    Boy: Not really, its my first time and I am really excited.

    The pharmacist takes the boy and sits him down and tells him ALL about sex and how to be safe. Hours later the boy gets up and grabs some condoms.

    Pharmacist: Will that be all?
    Boy: No I am going to need a bag, I think we will be doing this for awhile!


    So happily the boy goes over to the girls house the next day and knocks on the door. The girl answers and he kisses her and immdeiatly sits down at the table, bows his head, and offers to say grace *prayer*. 10 seconds later, the family started to eat but the boy still was praying. A few minutes later the boy was still prayer. Until 10 minutes have passed by and the girl leans over and whispers.

    Girl: Wow I didn't know you were so religious.
    Boy: Yeah, well I didn't know your dad was the pharmacist!
    I was going to post something, but I think you win.

    Actually [YT]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24Ryj1ywoqw[/YT]

    Well I'm not sure that counts, but it's worth watching.

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    Bob_Magic's Avatar Knight-Captain
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    broken link much?

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    I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy
    a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman
    assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.
    She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

    I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time."

    So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her
    thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I
    apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store
    to see if it was empty. It was empty.

    "Just a minute," she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
    Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse
    and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do these
    excite you?" she asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do
    was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.
    As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties
    and lay down on a desk. "Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time."

    So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could
    no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.

    She looked at me with a bit of a frown. "Did you put that condom on?"
    she asked. I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.

    She fainted.

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    jts5676's Avatar Sergeant
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    Pumba wins! Pming him the key =]

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    Dartex's Avatar Contributor
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    just get one yourself, its posted somewhere on these forums.

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    tonks1's Avatar Active Member
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    here ya go guys not hard at all just got about 50 of them for my friends http://www.mmowned.com/forums/gaming...beta-free.html

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    Recently there was a 4-wheeler contest here and a girl fell off of the 4-wheeler. He mom came back and ran over her. She killed her and everyone laughed. If cruel things doen't make you laugh I have this one: Pyzam - Myspace Funny Pictures


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    NHL star look-a-like

    Andrei Markov n Rowan Atkinson


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