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    Top 10 - Blonde jokes! [No offense :P)

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    xxPrincexx, Adolescent of WBB[/B]]10
    Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
    Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!

    9
    The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
    "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

    8
    A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,
    "Where did you get that?"
    The pig replied,
    "I won her in a raffle!"

    7
    A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
    Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
    She showed him the instructions on the tin,
    "For best results, put on two coats".

    6
    Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
    First Blonde:
    "I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
    Second Blonde:
    Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!

    5
    Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks.
    The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said,
    "I think they could be bird tracks."
    The second blonde went to look and said,
    "No, I think these are deer tracks."
    They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by the train!

    4
    A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
    "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

    3
    A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling,
    "You dumb blonde bimbo! It's blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"

    2
    A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.
    Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,
    "I can't take this, you're my friend."
    But the blonde insisted saying,
    "No. A bet's a bet."
    Then the redhead said
    "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."
    The blonde replied
    "Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"

    1
    A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.
    When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
    After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,
    "Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
    She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
    "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
    The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
    The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."
    The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
    Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
    "If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
    I take no credit for them, it's a copypasta. (From: look quote title.)

    Have a good laugh.. the last one is epic xD.
    AND PLEEZ NO OFFENSE.^^
    19/5/2013

    Top 10 - Blonde jokes! [No offense :P)
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    Hahahah the last one IS epic.

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    AMAZING COPYPASTA SKILLZ!
    Nice one Rem, offense is our only defense against these women

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    Remahlól's Avatar !!jeULyJf8ld1
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    That's not true.. the first girl I .... ~love~ ^^.... was blonde :3
    19/5/2013

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