Save the person above you!

[Zore.]

save the person above you!
this is a forum game where you have to save the person in the post above you from a dilema that they have gotten themselves into and then get in trouble yourself.

eg. Zore: a sharks attacking me!
another random guy: I eat the shark! but the shark was poisones
Zore:I take you to hospital. but when i come out theres a guy trying to kill me
and so on.....

So ill start with,

Ive jumped off a cliff for some random reason SAVE ME!

[EliMob441]

I catch you but the impact crushes my legs

[bishi]

I take you to the hospital but then i get a paper cut signing papers! OH NOES

[Deciphyr]

I get my First Aid pack from my car but i slip and break my jaw because the floor was wet.

[Matt]

i bring ya to a shady mafia doctor to fix your jaw but i don't have enough money to pay..

[Zore.]

My freind brings some cash to pay but starts getting chassed by killer dogs

[Errage]

I distract the dogs with Beggin' Strips (Dog bacon chews... They smell gewd, taste bad o.o)

But OH NOEZ! A piano suddenly falls from a 8th floor window!

[pyrojunkie]

I catch the piano with my manly super buffness!
But then realize the super buffness that i thought i felt was just the weed i smoked earlier so i get smashed by leh piano! Doh'!

[Zore.]

I attempt to put your body back together but end up cutting my eye with your cracked bones

[Gelormino]

I attempt to mend yer bones back together with teh scotch Tape...But I run out of tape 1/2 way through Onoe!

[C-Death]

I suddenly apear and give you more. Then i am stabbed in the back, crap!

[EliMob441]

I give you stiches but your blood has aids and it goes in my mouth Oh noes!!11111
!11!111111
1
!!1

[Pyr0]

But there! Me, the mighty Paladin arises on the scene.

CLEANSE!

And the aids is cleansed and your cured! Then i realised that i was standing on a sewer well that was open, AAAAAAAH and i break 6 spines in my back!

[Acespades]

I lift you into a tree to get you out of the sewer, but a rabid squirrel attacks me

[Zokmag]

I PM Conflag to tell his army to stop attacking you, but then he orders them to attack me! :S