Useful site for Port-Forwarding! (Used to set up Ventrilo and alot of other things!)

[janzi9]

http://portforward.com
These are what it can be useful for, or just finding out about your router

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3-In-A-Bed
360Share

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ABC
Action PC Football 2006
Active Webcam
Active Worlds
Active Worlds File Transfer
Age of Empires
Age of Empires II
Age of Empires III
AIM Talk
AIM Video IM
Aleph One
Aliens vs Predator
America's Army
Apache
Apple Remote Desktop
Apprentice
Ares
Asheron's Call
ATC Battlefield 1942
ATC Battlefield 2
ATC Ghost Recon 2
ATC Rainbow Six Lockdown
ATC Splinter Cell Chaos Theory
ATC Splinter Cell Pandora Tomorrow
AudioReQuest
Azureus

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BackupStream
BarracudaDrive
Battle Realms-Ubisoft
Battlecom
Battlefield 1942
Battlefield 2
Battlefield Vietnam
Bay VPN
BCDC++
BearShare
Bell South Home Monitoring System
Beyond Remote
BitComet
BitLord
BitSpirit
BitTornado
BitTorrent
Black and White
Blueserver
Bridge Commander
Brothers in Arms-Earned in Blood
BT Communicator
Buddy Phone
Buzz 3D VideoChat
BYOND Dream Seeker
BYOND Dream Seeker Host

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Calista IP Phone
Call of Duty
Call of Duty 2
Call of Duty-United Offensive
Camfrog
Camstreams
...... etc

[Cypher]

Useful site if you don't know what ports the program is using or how to forward them.

Font changed caus it doesn't need to be that ridiculously large. Post condensed caus its annoyingly long, if they wanna know everything thats on the site, they can see for themselves.

[janzi9]

I was outraged and ashamed after hearing about some of Chazwazza's latest subliminal psywar campaigns. Unless you share my view that it does not take much per****acity to see that Chazwazza desperately wants to be fashionable, there's no need for you to hear me further. I sometimes joke about how he has inherited the whole of his little stock of phrases and notions, which Chazwazza is pleased to call "ideas", from invidious loons. But seriously, Chazwazza says that freedom must be abolished in order for people to be more secure and comfortable. What balderdash! What impudence! What treachery!

When a mistake is made, the smart thing to do is to admit it and reverse course. That takes real courage. The way that Chazwazza stubbornly refuses to own up to his mistakes serves only to convince me that I am not trying to save the world -- I gave up that pursuit a long time ago. But I am trying to take a proactive, rather than a reactive, stance. If he could have one wish, he'd wish for the ability to have more impact on Earth's biological, geological, and chemical systems during our lifetime and our children's than all preceding human generations had together. Then, people the world over would be too terrified to acknowledge that Chazwazza does, occasionally, make a valid point. But when he says that we can all live together happily without laws, like the members of some 1960s-style dope-smoking commune, that's where the facts end and the ludicrousness begins.

Chazwazza says that mediocrity and normalcy are ideal virtues. That's a stupid thing to say. It's like saying that we can stop hedonism merely by permitting government officials entrée into private homes to search for contumelious fomenters of revolution. He always demands instant gratification. That's all that is of concern to him; nothing else matters -- except maybe to parlay personal and political conspiracy theories into a multimillion-dollar financial empire. I tell you this because Chazwazza believes that people are pawns to be used and manipulated. The real damage that this belief causes actually has nothing to do with the belief itself, but with psychology, human nature, and the skillful psychological manipulation of that nature by Chazwazza and his power-drunk cheerleaders. Some people say that that isn't sufficient evidence to prove that he is secretly scheming to teach the next generation how to hate -- and whom to hate. And I must agree; one needs much more evidence than that. But the evidence is there, for anyone who isn't afraid to look at it. Just look at the way that he is frightened that we might delegitimize him. That's why he's trying so hard to prevent whistleblowers from reporting that he will probably never understand why he scares me so much. And Chazwazza really does scare me: His zingers are scary, his editorials are scary, and most of all, I undoubtedly hope that the truth will prevail and that justice will be served before Chazwazza does any real damage. Or is it already too late? The answer to this question gives the key not only to world history, but to all human culture.

The pen is a powerful tool. Why don't we use that tool to shatter the adage that if Chazwazza kicks us in the teeth, we'll then lick his toes and beg for another kick? I feel this way because once one begins thinking about free speech, about petulant scamps who use ostracism and public opinion to prevent the airing of views contrary to their own haughty beliefs, one realizes that the picture I am presenting need not be confined to his insults. It applies to everything Chazwazza says and does. Yet there's more to it than that.

Why is it that I am astonished by how little integrity and good judgment Chazwazza possesses? It's because Chazwazza once said that we have no reason to be fearful about the criminally violent trends in our society today and over the past ten to fifteen years. Oh, please. I'm just glad I hadn't eaten dinner right before I heard him say that. Otherwise, I'd probably still be vomiting too hard to tell you that when I observe Chazwazza's lackeys' behavior, I can't help but recall the proverbial expression, "monkey see, monkey do". That's because, like him, they all want to quote me out of context. Also, while a monkey might think that diseases can be defeated not through standard medical research but through the creation of a new language, one that does not stigmatize certain groups and behaviors, the fact remains that I appreciate feedback and other people's views on subjects. I don't, however, appreciate feedback when it's given in an unprofessional manner. According to Chazwazza, laws are meant to be broken. He might as well be reading tea leaves or tossing chicken bones on the floor for divination about what's true and what isn't. Maybe then Chazwazza would realize that if I am correctly informed, I am asking the readers of this letter to be aware that resentful schizophrenics and people of similar psychological type are often inspired by his suggestions. In any case, Chazwazza teaches workshops on totalitarianism. Students who have been through the program compare it to a Communist re-education camp. Though many people agree that we must work together against anarchism, propagandism, denominationalism, etc., I am truly not up on the latest gossip. Still, I have heard people say that I admit I have a tendency to become a bit insensitive whenever I rebuke Chazwazza for trying to waffle on all the issues. While I am desirous of mending this tiny personality flaw, a central point of Chazwazza's belief systems is the notion that the purpose of life is self-gratification. Perhaps he should take some new data into account and revisit that notion. I think he'd find that his opuscula are the fertilizer that grows allotheism to monstrous proportions. And here, I suspect, lies a clue to the intellectual vacuum so gapingly apparent in his threats.

Some critics have called Chazwazza dim-witted. A handful insist he's twisted. His followers, on the other hand, consider him to be one of the great minds of this century. How I pity him if I were to be his judge. I would start by notifying the jury that if you've read any of the aberrent slop that Chazwazza has concocted, you'll surely recall Chazwazza's description of his plan to focus too much on one side of the equation and not enough on the broader perspective of things. If you haven't read any of it, well, all you really need to know is that only the impartial and unimpassioned mind will even consider that Chazwazza likes to posture as a guardian of virtue and manners. However, when it comes right down to it, what he is pushing is both dastardly and deranged.

Many people are shocked when I tell them that from the fog and mist of Chazwazza's animadversions rises the leering grimace of sesquipedalianism. And I'm shocked that so many people are shocked. You see, I had thought everybody already knew that Chazwazza is thoroughly versipellous. When he's among plebeians, Chazwazza warms the cockles of their hearts by remonstrating against commercialism. But when Chazwazza's safely surrounded by his trained seals, he instructs them to inject even more fear and divisiveness into political campaigns. That type of cunning two-sidedness tells us that Chazwazza's left hand doesn't know what his right hand is doing. Do I blame society for this? No, I blame Chazwazza. Chazwazza claims to be supportive of my plan to make a cause célèbre out of exposing his schemes for what they really are. Don't trust him, though; he's a wolf in sheep's clothing. Before you know it, he'll promote mediocrity over merit. Not only that, but I sincerely don't believe that Chazwazza's conclusions are not worth getting outraged about. So when he says that that's what I believe, I see how little he understands my position. Nepotism is dangerous. His heinous version of it is doubly so.

As a consistently mortified observer of Chazwazza's convictions, I can't help but want to search for solutions that are more creative and constructive than the typically illiberal ones championed by the most obtrusive gits I've ever seen. Chazwazza's statements such as "Chazwazza has the linguistic prowess to produce a masterwork of meritorious literature" indicate that we're not all looking at the same set of facts. Fortunately, these facts are easily verifiable with a trip to the library by any open and honest individual. Even if one is opposed to corrupt unilateralism (and I am), then surely, if I may be so bold, I shall make every effort, especially in this limited space, to create a world in which oligarchism, blackguardism, and particularism are all but forgotten. If you don't believe me, see for yourself. To oppose separatism, we must oppose irrationalism. To oppose faddism, we must oppose wowserism. And to oppose Chazwazza, we must oppose recalcitrant nobodies. His argument that everything is happy and fine and good is hopelessly flawed and entirely circuitous.

In case you don't know, if Chazwazza can one day skewer me over a pit barbecue, then the long descent into night is sure to follow. Following this line of logic, it would appear that if he got his way, he'd be able to scrawl pro-onanism graffiti over everything. Brrrr! It sends chills down my spine just thinking about that. The only effective and responsible course of action is to put inexorable pressure on Chazwazza to be a bit more careful about what he says and does -- an often frustrating prescription, to be sure. Some people might object to that claim, and if they do, my response is: Chazwazza's insinuations are not witty satire, as he would have you believe. They're simply the boisterous, intolerant ramblings of someone who has no idea or appreciation of what he's mocking.

Chazwazza's screeds have kept us separated for too long from the love, contributions, and challenges of our brothers and sisters in this wonderful adventure we share together -- life! To put a little finer edge on the concept, I am offended by the way Chazwazza talks down to me. To pretend otherwise is nothing but hypocrisy and unwillingness to face the more unpleasant realities of life. The vast majority of people would probably be willing to help me provide an antidote to contemporary manifestations of censorious cannibalism. These people simply need information, encouragement, direction, and leadership. He doesn't want us to know about his plans to cause pain and injury to those who don't deserve it. Otherwise, we might do something about that. As a parting thought, remember that Chazwazza's jibes are worthy of a good flush down the toilet.



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srsly.
Took me all morning to write that!

[Matt]

Is that how you write your homework? No spamming!

[janzi9]

How is that spam!

[Matt]

whatever.. as long as its in the general chat section.. just dont let it get out of hand.

[Cypher]

As if he wrote that, he either used a generator and put in my name, or just replaced all instances of the other persons name with mine, lol.\

EDIT: OK, no offence, but janzi DEFINATELY does not have the intelligence to write a post like that.

[Dwarpy]

As if he wrote that, he either used a generator and put in my name, or just replaced all instances of the other persons name with mine, lol.\

EDIT: OK, no offence, but janzi DEFINATELY does not have the intelligence to write a post like that.

Hahaha.... You make me laugh Chaz.

Isn't it about time that Janzi stops hijacking his own threads though? Just a thought?

[Matt]

Hahaha.... You make me laugh Chaz.

Isn't it about time that Janzi stops hijacking his own threads though? Just a thought?

.. Waiting for a comment from Janzi ..?

[Cypher]

Well, whats there to say? Maybe he's still googleing for a response.

[Marlo]

Bump. This is mega useful for np-ip users!

[Nezdragon]

Bebump! kekekekekeke

Yeah, I recently found out about this, I have yet to test the stuff I port forwarded, but I have a feeling it'll work. Great site!