Riddle

[Onemore]

Who ever gets this right will get 2 rep!

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

[Loveshock]

It's me =O

[Onemore]

Fo sho.. .

[Alth]

No.

The thingys are just statement, the question is: "Can you guess the riddle?"

And I can't..

[Hasselhoff]

Time

Maybe?

[Stephen Colbert]

The answer is 'no'.


This is teh old.
As old as "Theer are three errors in tihs question. Can you find all three errors?

[Alth]

The answer is 'no'.


This is teh old.
As old as "Theer are three errors in tihs question. Can you find all three errors?

Yes

/agree, old one, but still a good one .

[Banksey]

I know this from years back This is the one were most Harvard students couldn't answer but alot of kids could

Its Heat/The sun

At least I think if I remember correctly

[Zokmag]

The answer is: God
Or maby not idk!

[Onemore]

Nopez nopez! Well who ever can guess what I think it is will get the rep. xD

[Zokmag]

You are thinking ''Zokmag is a noob that thinks it's god ^^''

[Blinky]

Pressure

[sorvad]

Time'

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disapear.
(...I turn polar bears white )
The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.
(...and I will make you cry.)
As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs
(...I make guys have to pee)
As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush
(...and girls comb their hair.)
As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh
(...I make celebrities look stupid )
As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequal
(...and normal people look like celebrities.)
As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter
(...I turn pancakes brown )
As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine
)...and make your champane bubble.)
As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.
(...If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. )
As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehand something so vast.
(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )

[shade599]

Rhyming skills FTW? (I'd be less impressed if someone found a site with that written on it, though)

[Hasselhoff]

Ok, Now i gots it, its PRESSURE

Polar bears are white because the pressure at the poles is low, so they have to be able to absorb heat.

Pressure makes you cry if it's too much, mainly just wimps.

Pressure in your bladder makes you have to pee.

Peer pressure makes girls comb their hair. (They better do it, otherwise the UGGO)

Celebrities usually crack under pressure.

Many normal people will shine under pressure.

Pancakes turn brown cuz of pressure generated by the heat.

Champagne will bubble until the pressure of the carbonation has disappeared.

If you squeeze something under pressure, BAM, there it goes.

If you are "looking" at pressure, you're in it. for example-> in an airplane your ears pop under pressure

GG