The three word tread

[Firstblood]

Okey so heres the deal. This is pretty common thing on many forums so I´ll start one here aswell. Dont really know if there is one already since I´am forbidden to use search tool and by searching manually would take looooong so I hope you understand if there is already one .
Okey so three words thread works this way: Everyone one at a time posts three word which fit to the last posters three words like this way -
[First poster] If I had
[Second poster] gnomish rocket car
[third poster]I would race

And so it goes on and on. You cant post another three word until someone has posted after your three words post.. hehe hope you understand and we get it long

Once upon time

[Ryuk]

round the world

[Firstblood]

there was one

[Aircon]

there was one

Cat who did

[Errage]

Cat who did

An "Oopsie!" on

[Banksey]

An "Oopsie!" on

The toilet bowl

[Aircon]

The toilet bowl

Which was nearby

[Poofy]

Which was nearby

a fatass pig

[Aircon]

a fatass pig

"thats' your mom"

[Aircon]

"thats' your mom"

my brother said

[Poofy]

my brother said

so i cried

[Hallowsend]

so i cried

and commited scuicide

[Banksey]

and commited scuicide

But then luckily

[Poofy]

But then luckily

I pissed gold

[Aircon]

I pissed gold

Thank god for