The most epic story ever

[Jackie Moon]

This Story is based on me, written by me all in the name of lols.

I'm going to share a story that almost took my life. One day in my old home down in a little country town called Kenwick, i was running. I know it's hard to believe, but in my youth i did actually run. I was at the ripe age of 10, i was out back with my sheep, dogs and chickens. I heard my mother call from inside "Time for Dinner Tim!".

I didn't hesitate for a second and i began to make my 80 mile run from outside. As I reached my destination of my home, i forgot about the little step that i have to make when entering the house. At the speeds i was running and the sheer strength of that solid steel roller door bump, my toe and it collided.

The event was so great that an epic force was created around the happenings of this event, there were tornadoes, flashing lasers, earthquakes, volcanoes and many other natural wonders that would surcome to this great event. As the mist cleared, there i lay on the floor, screaming my mothers name in sheer pain and agony.

My mother rushed to my aid, only to see the horrific sightings of blood and skin peeled of my toes. Mother dialed 000 as fast as she could. The Ambulance rushed to the scene, the sight they were about to see would scare them for the rest of their lives. They did what they could to help me but, it was too late. The Skin on my toes was dead. They were able to revive me after i passed out from sheer blood loss and shock.

17-6-2002. I survived, i survived stubbing my toe.
This was my story.

[whitekidney]

um, where is the part when i was about to laugh ?

[Jackie Moon]

You have never stubbed your toe?

[CursedOne]

Dammm you sure it didnt fall off? :O

[Errage]

Stubbing your toes always sucks, especially when you have an ingrown toenail, but uh...

[Joeyskinner95]

I've stubbed my toe, but what.

[CursedOne]

What does it feel like having an ingrown toe nail?

[Joeyskinner95]

Well, it basically feels like a sharp pain when anything touches it... That is the only way I can explain it. :P How it feels isn't as bad as how it looks, though. xD If you have it for too long, it gets gross and starts to stink..

[Mitron]

Well, it basically feels like a sharp pain when anything touches it... That is the only way I can explain it. :P How it feels isn't as bad as how it looks, though. xD If you have it for too long, it gets gross and starts to stink..

the bad smell and ugly look is infection =3 it kinda... get bleh.... looks lite its a part of a zombie if it goes too far =3 xD