Possibly THE stupidest hacker alive.

[Enfeebleness]

Was found on one forum, to another, to another, and why not bring it to this one?

The story unravels itself. Won't reveal anything, but just think of it this way.


Self-ownage.

BTW: To aid those who don't know what "127.0.0.1" is in a bit more detail... (says at beginning, but meh)
http://www.tech-faq.com/127.0.0.1.shtml

127.0.0.1 is the standard IP address used for a loopback network connection.

This means that if you try to connect to 127.0.0.1, you are immediately looped back to your own machine.
...
In other words, 127.0.0.1 is you.

The story starts (I'm shortcutting here) with an ******* insulting everyone on the IRC channel. Most people there believed it was rather funny, but it got even more funny. For information: The dangerous hacker is called b!tchchecker and the one being hacked and original author of the comments, who is talking here, is known as Elch. 127.0.0.1 is always the IP-adress of the computer you're currently using, any request there will return to your computer.



* b!tchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* b!tchchecker ([email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop
b!tchchecker: why do you kick me
b!tchchecker: can't you discus normally
b!tchchecker: answer!
Elch: we didn't kick you
Elch: you had a ping timeout: * b!tchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)
b!tchchecker: what ping man
b!tchchecker: the timing of my pc is right
b!tchchecker: i even have dst
b!tchchecker: you banned me
b!tchcheckerr: amit it you son of a b!tch
HopperHunter|afk: LOL
HopperHunter|afk: sh!t you're stupid, DST^^
b!tchchecker: shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
b!tchchecker: for two weaks already
b!tchchecker: when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
Elch: You're a real computer expert
b!tchchecker: shut up i hack you
Elch: ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
b!tchchecker: tell me your network number man then you're dead
Elch: Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
Elch: or maybe 127.0.0.1
Elch: yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
b!tchchecker: in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
Elch: Now I'm frightened
b!tchchecker: shut up you'll be gone
b!tchchecker: i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
b!tchchecker: say goodbye
Elch: to whom?
b!tchchecker: to you man
b!tchchecker: buy buy
Elch: I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* b!tchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)



What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.



* b!tchchecker ([email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop
b!tchchecker: dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
Metanot: lol
Elch: b!tchchecker - Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
b!tchchecker: you're so stupid man
b!tchchecker: say buy buy
Metanot: ah, [Please control your cussing] off
b!tchchecker: buy buy elch
* b!tchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)



There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.



* b!tchchecker ([email protected]) has joined #stopHipHop
b!tchchecker: elch you son of a b!tch
Metanot: b!tchchecker how old are you?
Elch: What's up b!tchchecker?
b!tchchecker: you have a frie wal
b!tchchecker: fire wall
Elch: maybe, i don't know
b!tchchecker: i'm 26
Metanot: such behaviour with 26?
Elch: how did you find out that I have a firewall?
Metanot: tststs this is not very nice missy
b!tchchecker: because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
b!tchchecker: be a man turn that sh!t off
Elch: cool, didn't know this was possible.
b!tchchecker: thn my virus destroys your pc man
Metanot: are you hacking yourselves?
Elch: yes b!tchchecker is trying to hack me
Metanot: he b!tchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
b!tchchecker: yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
Metanot: what firewall do you have?
b!tchchecker: like a girl
Metanot: firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
He: B!tch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
b!tchchecker: turn the firewall off then i send you a virus ****er
Elch: Noo
Metanot: he b!tchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
b!tchchecker: you're afraid
b!tchchecker: i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
b!tchchecker: elch turn off your sh!t wall!
Metanot: i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
b!tchchecker: shut up
Metanot: lol
b!tchchecker: my grandma surfs with fire wall
b!tchchecker: and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall



He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.



Elch: b!tchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
Metanot: b!tchchecker can't hack
Black TdV: nice play on words ^^
b!tchchecker: wort man
Elch: b!tchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
Metanot: how many times again he is no hacker
b!tchchecker: man do you want a virus
b!tchchecker: tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
Metanot: lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
Elch: 127.0.0.1
Elch: it's easy
b!tchchecker: lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
b!tchchecker: and are the first files being deleted
Elch: mom...
Elch: i'll take a look



In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?



b!tchchecker: don't need to rescue you can't son of a b!tch
Elch: that's bad
b!tchchecker: elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
Elch: yes, there's nothing i can do about it
b!tchchecker: and in 20 seconds f: is gone



Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. b!tchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.



b!tchchecker: tupac rules
b!tchchecker: elch you son of a b!tch your f: is gone and e: too



Drive E Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....

Or isn't it happening on my computer?



b!tchchecker: and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
He: why doesn't meta say anything
Elch: he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
Black TdV: ^^
b!tchchecker: your d: is gone
He: go on B!TCH



The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! B!tchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.



b!tchchecker: elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
b!tchchecker: i'm already at c: 30 percent



Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?



* b!tchchecker ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout#)



Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "b!tchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.

[Fuzz]

Yeah, I've seen this one a ton of times and it's still funny. I wonder if it's real though.

[Flying Piggy]

I don't know if its real (hard to believe anyone can be this dumb) , but its so darn funny !!!

[Marlo]

lolololololol

best
dumbass
ever

[MaXe]

Eh, he must be eh... Biggest script kiddie ever lol..
And eh, lol he were most likely using a RAT where he already had his own system infected lol.. Too bad he couldn't even get j00 ip from IRC QQ

"i have this program where i enter your ip and your comp goes boom lol"

[REDACTEDSEPHI]

lol now that was funny

[sc0182]

Lol. I remember the days Sub7 was fun shit. Back when I was a script kiddie I got bitched at by my IRCd's admin for bringing fifteen zombies into the server. Jesus, that was so long ago. Things sure have changed.

EDIT: Also, this story is fake. I can't accept this story as fact, it's simply too stupid. Only hours of preperation and planning could produce something like this.

[kelat]

Wow, that is epic. Ownage. ^_^

[Phase228]

lolololololol

best
dumbass
ever

LOL agreed
seriously wonder if it is real though who would be such a dumb-a-s-s to actually delete their own shiz lol

[Adrenalin3]

LOL that was funny... I didnt even know that a comp could have that many drives lol :P

[WoWLegend]

Actually to tell you the truth, I wouldnt doubt this is real, I know alot of people who think they are big shots with computers but dont know a thing. Reminds me of when i worked at suntech optics as a summer job. Somebody got hired for IT specialist but didnt know a thing about computers. She sayed she had windows at home and knew how to operate it. I asked what version. she said, in quotes: "Double glazed".

[Obex]

Lol might be true i had some one try to pull this on me i was joking around saying ur going to get haked and he whent ok my IP is 127.0.0.1 i allways say it to my dad when we set up Lan games

[Joetherogue]

Actually to tell you the truth, I wouldnt doubt this is real, I know alot of people who think they are big shots with computers but dont know a thing. Reminds me of when i worked at suntech optics as a summer job. Somebody got hired for IT specialist but didnt know a thing about computers. She sayed she had windows at home and knew how to operate it. I asked what version. she said, in quotes: "Double glazed".

I lol'd so freakin hard i can never wear these shortz again too bad...

[Awesomesauce231]

The biggest effin retard there probably is. 127.0.0.1... what an idiot.

[R4mbo | Mr. R]

OMG. This guy is so ****ing stupid... So he deleted his own partitions... I think he will never come back online again because he doesn't even know how to setup Micro$oft Windows