Jokes!

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Heres mine :

Three nuns die from a car crash, they go to the gates of heaven. They see god and god says to them " If you wish to pass these gates, you shall have to answer a question each." The nuns nodded their heads. God says to the first Nun " Who were the first humans on earth?" the nun replies " Adam and Eve!" "Good you may go through" so the nun goes through the gates. God goes to the second Nun and says " Where were Adam and Eve born? " The nun replies "The garden of eden!" "Correct! You may go through." so the nun goes through the gates. "Ok this is going to be a hard question for you, is that ok?" God asks the last Nun." "Sure" replies the Nun happily."Ok, what did Eve say to Adam when they first met?" Says God " Oooooh thats a hard one!" replies the Nun. "Correct you may go through the gates."

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LOL! OMG! thats awsome! i never heard that lol aw man! i wish i had a good one

[Adrenalin3]

so these 3 boys walk up to a cliff one was named dick one was named bob and the other was named harry.Now bob is deph and blind.So once they reach the cliff a magical fairy pops up and says if you boys jump off this cliff i will grant you one wish.so dick jumps off and says i wish i was a jet plane then he fly's away.so harry jumps off the cliff and says i wish i was a eagle and fly's away.now bob jumps off the cliff and says "harry dick where are you?" and guess what he turns into....