This Is Very IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!

[snuffz]

i wrote this guide to try and get rid of my leecher status =)))



As a society, i feel that we are inadequately protected against raptors

i have enclosed in this post, a quick how to guide on raptor proofing your school or place of work

step 1. Securing Doors:

REMOVE ALL door HANDLES as the raptor can easily manipulate these to get inside your building and eat you. Purchase several doorknobs to replace the handles, raptors cannot operate these because they lack opposable thumbs.

step 2. Windows:

Remove glass panel windows and replace them with polymethyl methacrylate (plexiglass) panels. These have a significantly higher impact resistance than typical glass. When raptor proofing your house, remember that if you can see a raptor, it can see you, but it cant claw its way through good, solid, plexiglass.

step 3. Securing the perimeter:

The first two steps focus on protecting the building itself, but what of the perimeter? it is imperitive to keep raptors as far away from you as humanly possible. To secure the perimeter, we will use a combination of passive obstacles, active obstacles, and shotguns. Consider fencing off the perimeter with chickenwire or razorwire. Now we will be planting landmines in a grid-like pattern like so

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note the safety zone, it is imperitive to leave an escape route in the likely event that your base is overrun by raptors. This covers both passive and active obstacles, now for the manual firepower. I recommend the Benelli M4 Super 90 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia semiautomatic shotgun for handling the more cunning (CLEVER GIRL!) raptors that have bypassed your other defensive measures.

step 4. Provisions:

In the highly unlikely case that the raptors mount a 6-12 month siege, provisions must be stocked to stave off hunger and keep your base up and running. Provisions should be canned, non perishable, consisting of approximatly 35% beer, 30% beans, 20% pizza rolls (be sure to can the pizza rolls), 40% milk (canadians make sure to get bagged milk), 28% campbells tomato soup, and 4% corn (canned of course). Store several tons of these provisions underground in a refridgerated, fatty-proofed room (fat chicks are for bait, not for keeping around in the event of a siege)

step 5. Plan B:

Certain raptor-man battles are unwinnable. While it is difficult to accept, you may be required for the good of our species, to sacrifice yourselves in the event that the raptors do bypass your defenses and overrun your base. If they are in your base, killing your doods, the only course of action is the activation of a hydrogen bomb strategically placed in an inconspicuous location (just stick it in a water heater). This may seem extreme, but consider this. If your base does fall to raptors, imagine the consequences, should the raptors acquire your provisions and weapons

http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/8259/raptorsio7.png


we're fvcked, pretty much so thanks for reading. +Rep


i thought this was cool



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[Saridormi]

Hmm.. I predict a lot of people saying that this fails, but I can see that you've tried to put at least SOME effort into this, and also, this is different from what you usually see :P

+3 rep for trying.

[-xepher-]

. LOL wow... +rep

[snuffz]

thanks guys

[snuffz]

no i wrote this about 1 months ago for my guild
as you can see


his post

* 0. How to raptor proof your base. | 02/04/2008 02:03:35 PM PST

my guild site post

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT 1/18/2008 4:22 PM


im not the leecher

[jordash]

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[Syplex23]

HOLY SHYYYYYT NICE PIC OF A RAPTOR

[Lyricalwarfare]

RAURRRRRRRRRRR

[Halfstar]

this is a leech of xkcd.com

fail.

[Piersd]

this is a leech of xkcd.com

fail.

even if he did rip/leech it from another website, atleast he tried to contribute

[Chron]

raptors are real? =0