Step 1 - Be a wizard
Step 2 - Use Conjure Familiar
Step 3 - run around in any direction (do not stop running)
Step 4 - spam your town portal keybind (T by default)
Step 5 - ???
Step 6 - Profit!!!!
your familiar will shoot his little balls at the direction of your mouse while you are running and spamming T
you will not get slowed down like when you get slowed down to cast a spell, you can just keep running and kiting
enjoy my free contribution!