How to lay siege on the Crossroads.
Hello and welcome to another one of my fascinating guides. This time I am going to teach you how to lay siege onto the Crossroads. I am one of the greatest military generals ever to play this game, and I have vast tactical knowledge.
As you may or may not have noticed, this is a picture of The Barrens, which is where the Crossroads is.
Now here's the tactical part. Your troopers must land from 3 different zones, a few from Ashenvale, a few from Ratchet, and a few from Theramore.
Look at the map below.
Now, make sure your troops wait just outside the Crossroads. And tell them not to attack without your command because there is still one exit that has not been sealed. You don't want anyone to escape, or else they may alert the people in nearby capital city's.
Now, get 2 people to seal the last exit, and tell your troops this before they go in....
"Today is a day to fight, a gun is might and might is right"
"But I'm scared"
"Aye, you might be scared, they aren't. It's easy to be brave behind castle walls"
"I could die!"
"Tomorrow never dies"
"But we would be killing innocent Germans!"
"I speak Spanish to God, French to men, Italians to women, and German to my horse"
"Aye, I guess you're right. You're always right."
"To victory. RAAAAH"
"RAAAAH"
"AAAAAAH"
"They're raping me!!"
"They're raping me!!"
"They're raping me.....and it hurts!!"
"They're raping me and it hurts!"
"We have a man down, I repeat we have a man down with severe wounds to his anus."
After you finish fighting, the Crossroads should look something like this....
Congratulations, you have just demolished the Crossroads.
Kind Regards
Kemalraik