[Guide] How to make people in BG's very angry.

[kemalraik]

How to make people in BG's very angry

Step 1: Use this guide to become the BG leader.

http://www.mmowned.com/forums/wow-ex...nd-source.html

Step 2: Now as many of you people know, you can mark other players with several icons like skulls, or stars etc. And that symbol will be really giant hovering above their head. You should now mark as many players as possible with these symbols.

Step 3: Now a lot of people will be yelling abuse at you, and threatening you into getting off the symbols from their heads. Now when they do this you should reply "Hey look at your head you geek, you got skull to mark you as a freak, stop playing WoW with your toes and put on a sock, every time you look at your mum your penis goes hard like a rock." Of course, you are free to make up your own.

Step 4: Now as many of you know, people on BG chat are always telling others to report the leechers. Now what you should do is reply "No, don't report them."
"Why?"
"They're people, just like you and I"
"They're still leeching our honor!"
"For once in your life stop being so selfish, and give the less fortunate a present. Learn to share your honor with others. Sometimes in life you have to work hard for others."
"That's it I'm reporting you."
"Aye, sure you can report me. Report me and you'll live.....for now. But then the English will come and ravage your wives and burn down your homes. And you will wish you had this one chance, just this one chance! So you can fight today, for they can have our homes, they can have our farms. But they will never have our FREEDOM!

And now they should see sense and reply...

"For Scotland!! RAAAH"

Step 5: Now you should start giving people random orders since you are the leader. They will go slightly berserk and refuse to follow your orders, and then you will tell them the story of the Shogun of Japan...

"I will now tell you the story of the great Shogun..."
"I don't want to know."
"You see, the soon to become shogun was in battle with his army fighting his oppositions army who too wanted to claim the throne of Japan. They had a large hill on their flank with a neutral army on top. But the leader of the neutral army didn't know who to attack."
"I said I don't want to know".
"Now, the two armies were locked in battle with the neutral army still watching. The shogun was losing his ground and was getting worried. So his opposition wanted to finish him off and gave a signal for the neutral army to attack the shogun. But the neutral general did not order to attack and was thinking, and thinking who to attack"
"Look, I don't care!"
"Time was ticking, and the shogun made one of the strangest decisions in the history of Japan. If the neutral army wouldn't make up their mind, he would make it up for them. So what he did was he ordered his cannons and artillery to shoot the neutral army on the hill."
"Will you shut it!"
"Now the strangest thing happened, the neutral general ordered to attack the shoguns opposition, and the shogun had won the battle simply because his opposition was overwhelmed by the two forces."
"ZzzzZzzzZzzz"

Step 6: Now you need to go to Drek and keep pulling him, before your allies get ready. And this will infuriate them.

I hope you've found my guide useful, and I wish you the best of luck.

If you ever need direct advice from me you can always add my msn [email protected] feel free to verbally abuse me.

Regards

Kemalraik

[Rohi]

The colors... damn... Nice guide tho :=)

[Szharz]

HAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHA THIS IS AWESOME XD!! My rep is on cooldown

[Minni]

id like to hear more of that story! i added u on msn

[Monty]

ur guides are crazy in a good way

[Druidguy123]

Thats Epic...

+rep

[R33C3]

>_< the colours burn my eyes

[R33C3]

what i do is on my holy priest get a full veng warriror to come with me, i spam heal him, he nukes usually annoys everyone

[R33C3]

or usually just spam heal myself when i was discipline, cuz they nerf'd priests n disc priests are unbeatable with full veng

[TorkePoland]

Hehe thats good one

[JoeThePlumber]

I just try this for sure got reported and will get a warning ban soon ;D Oh well Age of Conan here I come!!

[bbbigbossbb]

You're a good kind of broken +Rep

[Deranged]

Ridiculously funny guide, gonna do it one day +Rep