[[Epic]] Funny WoW macros!!!

[TimmeH32]

Haha, I will try "/me has marked you as AFK. Type /CAMP to be unmarked." in AV cave!
+rep

Pretty sure that wouldn't work. Considering /camp just starts to log you out, and AV caves aren't marked as a rested spot thingy.

[sharkerzz]

Roflomglol , this macros owns!

[UDontKnowWhoIAm]

And btw, thanks for the edits StolenLegacy.

[smurf1n4t0r]

looted straight from the wow forums -.-

ht tp: // forums.worldofwarcraft. com/thread.html?topicId=3686753598&sid=1&pageNo=1

[roninhunter]

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----,o-----Care Police -_- -----@)
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[aamlord]

I have this one on my rogue:

/em casts Pick Pocket
/em has STOLEN 3 gold from you!
/em snickers devilishly!

I've gotten a few nasty /tells from player who thought I really stole something. lol Perfect for sniffing out noobs.

[Creed]

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/ | .......................(o)/..........(o)
NAGA STOLE MY BIKE

[UDontKnowWhoIAm]

smurf1n4t0r with this single post in your life i dont think you have the rights to flame my thread...ty

[bestrogeu]

Any Carebox macros?or someone who can make it

[Vormund]

(Link Profession your advertising)
What's a four word phrase for a (Your profession) proposal?
"He went to (your name)

/cast (Emergency healing spell Tranquility, Divine Hymm etc.)
/y STAY WITH ME GOD DAMMIT

[jackdh1]

/1(or any channel) PST me for free gold!
/dnd We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I / A full commitment's what I'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this from any other guy...

WIN!+Rep Gunna definitely use it.

[b3vad]

/e picked 4518 gold and 13 silver from your bag with [pick pocket].
ppl still falling for this!

/e kicked you in the balls.
this is what you get from kissing elves!

/e restarts server in 15 sec.
/e 15
/e 14
/e 13
...
/e 2
/e 1
/e BOOM!
do this when boss is on 20%

[Vaskebjørnen]

/1(or any channel) PST me for free gold!
/dnd We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I / A full commitment's what I'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this from any other guy...

Damn Rickrolls

[moor2]

nice ressurection quotes (copy which ever you want)

Druids:
/cast Rebirth
/s "Clearly, %t hasn't learned how to get out of the fire yet."
"Hey %t, ever wonder what it is I do with these seeds?"
"Back on your feet, %t! Just don't come crying to me if you die again."
"%t, do you hear the call? The call of the wild?"
"This Rebirth brought to %t by Renaissance Magic, Inc. Bringing the dead to life faster, better, stronger."
"HUMANOID DURID R 4 REZIN %t."
"I coulda been a bear, y'know. Or a kitty. Maybe a tree. Even one of those...whaddayacallems...owlbears. But nooooo, I had ta rez %t. Not that I'm bitter or anything.",
"Caffeine pill for %t, comin' right up!"
"Let nature come hence and heal thy wounds, and resurrect %t, who is an utter noob!" --shamelessly stolen from Brandon M. Dennis (Oxhorn)
"In Soviet Icecrown, life chooses %t!"
"Rezzing %t should aggro every bears."
"Hey %t, think I should start using Amberseeds for this?"
"No loafing, %t."

For warlocks casting soulstone:
/cast soulstone (or w/e its that spell called)
/s "Here, %t, have a life--you clearly need one."
"Fire danger: high. Soulstoning %t.",
"Soulstoning %t. ARCHSURGEON'S WARNING: Soulstones contain puppy hearts, and are linked to ghoul fever in laboratory tests."
"According to my Failometer, %t has a high chance of dying in the next fifteen minutes."
"%t, this soulstone is just my way of saying \"I don't trust you.\""
"FYI, %t, using a soulstone removes any chance of getting into heaven."
"Package for you, %t. Contents: One(1) soul."

When using Goblin jumper Cables or knife:
/use Goblin Jumper Cables // Gnomish Army Knife
/s "CLEAR!",
"%t, you might feel a slight jolt..."
"I'd pray for a miracle, but then %t wouldn't need these things."
"Cross your fingers...",
"%t's dead...what's the worst that could happen?"
"Don't worry, %t, I'm an Undermine, Inc. Certified Cable Jumper!"
"I saw this on House once. Piece of cake!"
"Have you hugged your engineer today?"
"I can rebuild %t, but there'll be a...slight chance of explosion."
"One order of fried %t, comin' right up!"
"Zapping %t. Please be aware that Jumper Cables are a product of Goblin Engineering and may explode for no apparent reason."
"When the Light goes out, call in an engineer!"
"Lessee...orange to nipple, black to ground...or was it the other way around?"
"Zappy, zappy, ending %t's nappy!"

When using Raise Ally:
/cast Raise Ally
/s "Bringing the torment of undeath to %t: slower, weaker, and only slightly less dead."
"Raising %t into unlife for the glory of the Lich Ki--whoops."
"Here, %t, have a taste of what working for the Lich King is like."
"Animating %t's body, shotguns at the ready!"
"Don't worry, %t, you'll be all dead again soon."
"%t, as a favor, I'm returning you to a brief, pathetic facsimile of the life you remember. Enjoy."

When using Raise Dead: (summoning ghoul)
/cast Raise Dead
/s "KALIMAAAAAHHH",
"Everyone, I'd like you to meet my ghoul. Don't worry, he only bites living things. And undead. And rocks."
"Creating an affront to nature, please stand by.",
"Reanimating a corpse...I think I'll call it Snookums."
"...and one day he'll be a real boy!"
"Don't panic...he can smell fear."

[b3vad]

Nice ones!
If you are that into talking when fight i suggest you Roleplaying Helper 2.0
you can add lots of say yell emote to almost everything (including dodge and parry) and put chance and random for them (i mean more than 1 macro for every skill)
on topic
put this macros on your dodge if you are rogue or hunter
/s stop trying to hit me and hit me.
/s ha ! easy to dodge !
/s that was close !
/e is too fast for you !
/s you remind me of my turtle he was too slow that even a dead fly can dodge him . one he was on street and a truck with 2 mile speed was coming ! he couldn't dodge the truck and toke 14k crit one hit . we picked his body to kitchen and cooked him to 3 hamburgers . one for me one for my brother and one for my friend . and guess what ? my brother got sick ...
(continue the story till out of space and when enemy is reading this you have your chance to win :P )