REQUIRES:
-Vehicle
-Used laptop with a wireless adaptor (buy it off ebay or craigslist or wherever)
Method:
Completely recover your laptop with an OS CD and input fake information everywhere during the install process (especially the computer name).
I'll keep it short, sweet, and to the point. Drive around at night until you hit an unsecured wireless network, then use it to do whatever. Once the popo traces the ip, it points to whoever owned the wireless network, not you. Upon further investigation, they will check logs and find your MAC address, and computer's name, but you put in fake info, and the laptop was used, how are they gonna track that?
Whatch'a gonna do?
Whatch'a gonna do when they come for you?
Nothing, they won't come for you