MY WoW story..........LoL! GM over-reacts

[LiquidShizzles]

FIRST OF ALL THIS IS NOT A TRUE STORY! Here you go..... One day there was a small Dwarf Player.........he was Lvl 60! He had been playing all his life to get to Lvl 60. One day he thought to himself;

[LVL 60] - I wanna wind some of my mates up........hehehe

Then he made a new Lvl 1 char....with a <GM> tag......

[<GM> LVL 1] - Hey there fellas...........
[FELLAS] - ?.....Who are you?
[<GM> LVL 1] - I'm a GM.....I'm gonna need your money for a.......test.

*giggles under breath*

Suddenly one of his friends reads this so called 'GM's name SDRAWKCAB.

[CLEVER M8] - Hey! It's only lenny go on your GOOD character lenny!
[<GM> LVL 1] - DAMN! Oh well 1 sec guys.

Suddenly Lenny dissapears! Then his good character logs on in the same place! He conviently logged out at the same place as he logged in!

[LVL 60] - Hey
[FELLAS] - Hey lenny!
[RANDOM FELLA] - You know you shouldnt impersonate GM's like that. You could get a ban.......

The guy who said this looked very smug. Unfortuantly for him he had his PvP on. Lenny BLASTED him with some spell. All that remained were smoking shoes..........

[LENNY] - LoL! What a i gonna get a ban????

Right as he said this a Blizzard staff was reporting to a GM what he had just found out.

[BLIZZ] - Hey..........mr.........Gm.guy....we got ourselves a 3268..we gonna need back-up.
[GM] WTF?
[BLIZZ] Sorry to many american cop shows recently.....some random LvL 60 dedicated player impersonated a GM...
[GM] - OK....3hr ban........hehe
[BLIZZ + GM] - LoL! RoFl! LMAO!!!1111!!!!one!

Later on in the week......Lenny had done it again...........

[BLIZZ] - I'm back!!!!
[GM] - What now?
[BLIZZ] - He did it again...
[GM] - Same guy?
[BLIZZ] - Same guy
[GM] - OK......little twerp LvL 60....trying to ENJOY WoW!....I'll show you!........PERMANENT BAN BABY! YEEEHAAA! OH OH OH! And a IP LOCK!!! HOT DAWG!
[BLIZZ] - ?
[GM] - Sorry too many westerns...........

Lenny (after waking up early in the mornin') decides to check how his characters doing. He logs on and see's a message;

HA HA HA! YOU'VE BEEN BANNED! PERMANENTLY! AND IP LOCKED! HA HA HA NYA NYA NYA NYA NYAAA!

Lenny PHREAKS OUT! He steals his dads car and drives down to Blizzard HQ.

SMASH! The door at Blizzard Co. flies open! Standing in a sillohette is................Lenny......DUN DUN DUN!

[LENNY] - This town aint big enough for the both of us....Game Master!
[GM] - Im gonna run you outta this town like i ran u outta WoW!

Suddenly Lenny whips his hand up and twiddles his fingers around randomly.....

[GM] - *gack* NO!....NO!...not..............zzzZZZzzZZz.....Oh right the story! NO!............not...................MICRO!!!!! AHHHH!

The GM lifts off the floor clutching at his neck! Suddenly he drops! He is dead...........Lenny leaves the Blizzard building...........

END

*3 weeks later Lenny has another Lvl 60 called......Benny......a GM!*

DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNNNN!

[king11]

that was confusing

[coffee]

y is blizz talking to GM? arnt GMs bilzz employes?

[Tenche]

LOL so funny

Best part

[BLIZZ] - Hey..........mr.........Gm.guy....we got ourselves a 3268..we gonna need back-up.
[GM] WTF?
[BLIZZ] Sorry to many american cop shows recently.....some random LvL 60 dedicated player impersonated a GM...
[GM] - OK....3hr ban........hehe
[BLIZZ + GM] - LoL! RoFl! LMAO!!!1111!!!!one!

[Krazzee]

lawl, that was good.

[italyone]

LOL...WTH...you are a wierdo!! LOL J/K!! Maybe you should make a funny little stick figure comic about your little story, that would be funny!!

[Krazzee]

lol he should, thatd be funny

[Amedis]

This made my brain bleed a little ...

[LiquidShizzles]

Thanks for the feedback guys. It is confusing now that i read it myself. and GM's can be Blizz but they can just be dedicated players who get asked to be a GM. Or something like that.....meh. And i think i might make a small Pivot Animation for my story......take a while though.

Oh yeahand sorry about your brain bleeding! LOL! Well its not very funny REALLY..but still LMFAO!!!!!!!

[shadowmarkus]

HAhahahhaaahhhaahaha Laughed irl! you really should get a life even though i enjoyed reading it!

[LiquidShizzles]

HAhahahhaaahhhaahaha Laughed irl! you really should get a life even though i enjoyed reading it!

I dont think i needa life mate! Just cos im creative and can come up with funny and imaginative stories doesnt mean i need a life....jeez...

[Unholydude]

I dont think i needa life mate! Just cos im creative and can come up with funny and imaginative stories doesnt mean i need a life....jeez...

I think he means a life that invloves less WoW..... which is crazy.... Good story though.

[totalpk]

was funny and worth the read, if you can, i vote you make a .gif of it ;p

[drcar]

are you 11?

[italyone]

Have you started on you little animation yet? It should be pretty funny when you make the final cut of it!! Anyways I'm gonna ask you everyday cuz I want to see it!!