[MUST READ] How to become a Game Master on ANY server!

[skeletonboy360]

How to become a Game Master on ANY server!

1) Make sure you tell everyone you know that you are applying for the job so that they can be your support.
2) Make sure to spend at LEAST 10 hours in-game every day to show that you are perfect for the job.
3)Make sure to add every Game master to your friends list, and try your best to make conversation. Even if they ignore you, send constant messages. Guaranteed this will win their respect.
4) Apply In all caps so that the admin can hear you better.


How to keep your Game master position

Once you follow my rules (above) you will surely get the position, now to maintain that job you will have to do the following:
1) Delete every ticket you see, they are all questions that the player can answer themselves. It will make them smarter. (If you see a ticket that they may have a problem answering themselves, delete it anyways. It is most likely a trap to grab your attention so that they can ask you a silly question.)
2) Make sure you ban random people, you can do so by searching the “who list” Which ever name you like the least in your random search is the one you choose. Even better, ban anyone with a funny account name so that the global announcement will read “Chuck Norris has been banned 365d Speed hacking” This will amuse many people and keep them playing on the server.
3) To accumulate your hours, stay logged in while you sleep. It will make you look like the dedicated worker you are.
4) Every month, send the server owner a homemade muffin basket. Most server owners tend to be foreign so you may have to spend 20+ dollars for shipping. However the position of GM is the only thing to prove your awesomeness to your friends and family, thus crucial to pay whatever to keep this respectable job.
5) Every time you talk to other staff members or your boss, be sure to tell them how pretty they are on the inside and persist that they tell you their address. This will insure the closeness of your fellow comrades. (This is also crucial so that you can send them muffins)


You’ve been fired?

If you have been fired, then you clearly haven’t followed the very descriptive rules above. This proves that you are not fit for this type of job and should delete your game right away.

[ManhManh]

That text colour...

[clubblake2]

im so confused...

[XxXGenesisXxX]

This is just a stupid troll tutorial. Clearly he's annoyed at the GM's on a dodgey server. Well done, you've wasted a few minutes of every ones time, now get back to the kitchen.

[Nyarly]

Base on the title I though it would be something like :
1) Suk dik
2) Profit

I was close.

[skeletonboy360]

[Endbringer]

guide made me lol

[Xel]

Funny.. But not suitable for this section. Consider reformatting (you got good points of what not to do).

Thread closed.