Played to much cs?

[CharmFoSho]

Found this on a norwegian site... just had to translate and post xD this is WIN!
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To much CS?

#1. You watch the sun and wonder what the resolution is.
#2. Your boss catch you sleeping on work, and you yell "Admin...wallhack".
#3. You see automaticly after snipers when you a rare time go in a store (to buy more coke).
#4. You get stopped by the police, then you ask him/her what the stats is.
#5. You give the doctor your IP-adress instead of your personal number.
#6. Your first words as child was "Go go go!".
#7. You have tried to tell how you write 1337 (leet)
#8. You constantly hear voices in your head that says "Fire in the Hole" and "Affirmative".
#9. You command the doggie with saying "Hold this position" instead of "sit" and "lay down".
#10. You sit and yell "TEAMS!!" when some1 cant mannage to cooperate.
#11. Your addicted to Coke.
#12. You start to lag when you see more than 10 people.
#13. You are convinced that the Rambo-movies is in "easy-mode".
#14. You run trough the store to buy, since you only have 5seconds buytime.
#15. You notice and mark you, people with nicknames.
#16. You see a movie with a sniper and scream "AWP WHORE".
#17. You dont eat anything else than a coke and PIZZA.
#18. Your mum ask you to clean, and you clean the C: disk.
#19. The teacher enter the classroom, and you say "enemy spotted".
#20. You run with a knife in the gym to run faster.
#21. You think the neighbour is a terrorist.
#22. A lady ask for you number, and you give her your best stats ever.
#23. When your mum pulls up the curtains and its sun outside, you yell "****ING TEAMFLASH".
#24. You yell "Admin..Speedhack" when someone runs from you in the gym
#25. You yell "CAMPER" too your dad since he always sits in the same chair in front of the TV.
#26. You dont dare to masturbate anymore, since you think your neighbour has Wallhack.
#27. You say "STOP BLOCKING ****ING NOOB" in the McDonald's line.

[Aliv3]

[sorvad]

very funny!!

[Hallowsend]

Hilarious

[CharmFoSho]

More ppl should comment what you think : D

[Imamrcool]

#12 and #20 are the best HAHA