[Attempt]Gold Stealing From Farmers.

[Flipt]

This was an attempt to steal gold.
However, as soon as i got the first reply, i knew she knew it was fake.
I went along with it and lol'd quite hard.

Altra Moonsen:
Currency.
Call accepted by operator Lily. Currently in room: Lily.


Lily:
Hi,what can i do for you , please?
Altra Moonsen:
Hi?
Lily:
hi
Altra Moonsen:
Greetings, let me introduce myself. I am Altra Moonsen, a Blizzard representative, and lawyer specializing in virtual property and virtual contracting. Sites like these are detrimental to our company and we can and will file claims against gold selling sites that do not cease operations. I am here today in order to clarify certain legalities, and hopefully come to an informal negotiation, in order to avoid long, expensive formalities.
Lily:
oh , i am so scared !!
Altra Moonsen:
Lily, I am on a tight schedule, this is not the only site I have to visit today. There are plenty of sites such as this one, committing criminal offenses.
Lily:
oh,what shall i do ?
Altra Moonsen:
Don't be sarcastic with me.
Lily:
oh,no ,i am serious !
Altra Moonsen:
Are you, therefore willing to comply and obligate to my proposition to save your job and your company from a big lawsuit? The sum of money to be claimed against your job will and would be more than $5,000,000 USD.
Lily:
$5,000,000 USD?
Lily:
so , you can help us out ?
Altra Moonsen:
Yes of course i am, thats why i am here today.
Lily:
oh , how can you help us ?
Lily:
what shall i do now ?
Altra Moonsen:
Will you comply with my proposition? I will tell you what it is.
Lily:
yes, i will comply !!
Altra Moonsen:
My proposition is that to equal out the $5,000,000 USD lawsuit with a surplus of gold in the game, are you obligated to do this?
Lily:
why gold in the game ?
Lily:
this can help you out ?
Altra Moonsen:
Yes. My friend, he is not a blizzard representative is trying to get alot of gold for an item in the game. However, as a employee i am not allowed to give him gold. So to save your fine of $5,000,000 dollars and to mark your website as "inactive" on our database and to never be spoken to or a lawsuit claimed against you, i have come here to ask for gold to help my friend.
Lily:
are you serious ?
Lily:
lol ,i was not born yesterday ,goodbye !
Lily:
lok
Lily:
lol
Lily:
i am kidding you
Altra Moonsen:
I am not sure what you are talking about.
Lily:
goodbye
Lily has left the conversation. Currently in room: Altra Moonsen.

[suicidewarpig]

Dude you fail. This was just posted. You just shortened it up and used the same words.