my story.... a powerlaveling scam session gone horribly ... fun?

[borion12]

sup fellas just thought id share my try at doing the gold site scam .... it turned out to be a bit of fun because the invisible chat person was havin some fun to 6):

btw im eddie ... thats not my real name .. its justr wat i thought of at the time enjoy

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Anders: Hi! eddie. Welcome to the LiveChat Service!

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Anders: hiih
Anders: can I help you ?
eddie: i hope so
Anders: me too ^_^
eddie: well a while ago i quit WoW because it all became to easy for me to get gold and to powerlevel my toons, but lately ive felt the urge to just start playing again just to farm gold, and i was wandering if your site was willing to let me do that for you. I dont really want to charge anything becuase i love bringing in all the gold and everything but i just dont have the time to play fully to much any more. i can bring in about 300g/Phour and i can get 1- 70 in about 5 days playing time. would it be possible to farm for your site for a litle while or powerlevel someone for you
Anders: lol we also had the special farmer
eddie: sry?
Anders: maybe you can contact our manager
eddie: is he available atm?
Anders: it doesnt matter
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eddie: hmm.. is it possible to talk to him/her now? i kinda really wanna start now .... are they available for live chat?
Anders: sorry he is out of work now
eddie: how would i go about getting an official job at this site?
Anders: pls send an email to our manager and he will contact you
Anders: or you can go to www.mmoinn.com
Anders: and you can sell us your gold
eddie: ok sounds good
eddie: thanks for your help
Anders: ^_^
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eddie: wait before you go
eddie: theres one more thing i wanted to ask
Anders: go ahead
eddie: do people ask to do this often?
eddie: because i was telling my friend about my idea and he didnt think theyd accet me
Anders: not really
Anders: lol
Anders: you are specila and wonderful lol
eddie: um?
eddie: lol if you say so
Anders: lol
eddie: do you work in a building or at home?
Anders: in a building
Anders: Is there anything else I can help?
eddie: yes
eddie: do you like music?
eddie: maybe we could chat for a while
Anders: it is ok
Anders: I love pop music
eddie: please chat wiht me im quite sad and lonely
eddie: i quite like the metals you know
Anders: ok sir
Anders: lol
Anders: how old are you ?
eddie: nothing beats bangin ya head to kiklla beats
eddie: 46
eddie: AND YOU?
eddie: sry caps
Anders: 64lol
eddie: really?
eddie: and you like pop music?
Anders: you got it lol
eddie: you sound like a fun 64 year old
eddie: do you hang out with younger people?
eddie: or people your own age
Anders: i am still energetic
eddie: coz i can imagine most of the other 64 year olds are at home asleep or dead
Anders: of course I like playing basketball everyday and do the same thanks as the young guys
eddie: really??? basketball!
eddie: your more energetic than i am
Anders: I am a specila one like you lol
Anders: ^_^
eddie: i just sit at home on my fat arse farming gold for my friends
Anders: oh you are so nice
Anders: you can sell the gold to us
Anders: it is money
eddie: how much?
Anders: you can check it from our website
eddie: would i need a credit card because unfortunately it was dissabled .... that is why i cant pay wow anymore
eddie: its a pain that wont go away
Anders: so you can apply another one
eddie: no .... i live at an internet cafe that my friend owns and i dont have a job or anything .... the banks dont trust me very much
eddie: but dont forget i still like music
eddie: were are you located maybe you could visit me ... i need some friends sad face
Anders: I am so sorry that I am busy with the customers' service now
Anders: maybe we can talk with each other later
eddie: geez i need a new wow accoutn ... do you have ne to offer for free?
Anders: you can buy it from our website
eddie: no i cant
eddie: i dont ahave a credit card
eddie: or a house
eddie: or a car
eddie: or a life
eddie: or any hair ... thats gone too
eddie: the stress of not playing wow took it all away
Anders: you can apply it and conatct the bank
Anders: I am sorry. I am actually handling many customers at the same time for a prolong period. I am sorry that my reflex system is not functioning as efficiently as I want it to -- response time is slower than usual. Just bear with me here. Thanks a lot!
eddie: if theres one thing i hate more than ever it is those bloody macros
eddie: noone can type that fast
eddie: your just like bam cham thankyo dan
eddie: sorry i dont really no the lyrics to that song
eddie: can i offer you 5000 dollars for a lvl 70 account?
eddie: cash
eddie: obviously
eddie: are you asian?
eddie: or korean?
eddie: obviously one of the two coz you suck at speling
eddie: can you please reply to me?
Anders: I am sorry. I am actually handling many customers at the same time for a prolong period. I am sorry that my reflex system is not functioning as efficiently as I want it to -- response time is slower than usual. Just bear with me here. Thanks a lot!
eddie: ARGHHHH aMACROS!
eddie: do you liek mudkipz?
eddie: did you enjoy talking to me?
Anders: sorry sir I am busy now
eddie: all i ask is an answer to that question
eddie: then i will leave you on your way
eddie: i promise
Anders: thanks
eddie: im just really lonely
eddie: is that a yes?
eddie: well?
Anders: I am busy now
Anders: sir
Anders: sorry
eddie: its like one letter
Anders: I am lonely too
eddie: y or n
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eddie: just say it .... i bet you i will have to fill out some stupid servey thing after this ... and im gonna mark you down as BADFDDDDDD and you will get fired and have to live like me and i will get your car and your wife and your children and your job and your shoes
eddie: and i will laugh at you
eddie: i will be like lololololololololololololololololol
eddie: ...
eddie: lololololololloollololololololololololololololololololololloololololololollololo
Anders: you are crazy lol
eddie: and you will be like ... can i have a job?
eddie: im nto crazy
eddie: im serious
eddie: i can predict the future
eddie: ooooowwaaaaooowwuuuuuyyyeowwaaa
eddie: how do i trigger those macros?
eddie: gold
Anders: lol
eddie: powerleveling
eddie: pronz?
eddie: 1337
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[Dartius]

good god O_O 64?! I don't really think so, he just inverted the "46"

[borion12]

ya lol probably

[Dartius]

smartass chinese...

[zili]

yeah he totally gave a fake age

[Aznex]

haha nice read.

[Dartius]

you know what borion? +Rep just because

[xIxVoLcOmxIx]

lol lol niceee

[TheGreatRowaH]

eddie: do you liek mudkipz?

Hey /b/rother, nice.

[mantorkel]

Love it! chan pan power

[xjner]

lol nice good read

[borion12]

lol ill try to get another one up if i find the time

[Wantu]

Lol, gave me a good laugh

[TogaLive]

LOL nice xD

[niiiiiiko]

Lmao. I laughed out loud at that.

eddie: i dont ahave a credit card
eddie: or a house
eddie: or a car
eddie: or a life
eddie: or any hair ... thats gone too
eddie: the stress of not playing wow took it all away