How to get permabanned in less than 5 minutes

[Lolcatz]

This is unlikely to work if the account has a clean record, but I think it's worth giving a shot

How to get banned/permabanned fast

Some of you might ask, why the hell would I wanna get permabanned?
Some scams want you to get the scammed account banned in the end, and this is just a good way to try doing it.



It's quite simple:

1) *OPTIONAL* Message some random low level noob and say this:
"Hello. I am a gamemaster of World of Warcraft, and I have reasons to believe you scammed another player. I need you to give me 500g right now, or you will get banned"

2) Ignore the noob, you don't need him anymore

3) Open a GM ticket. In it say:
"A player is refusing to honor an agreement I had with him. We agreed that he would give me 500g, and now he is refusing to do so."

4) After a GM whispers you let him do his RP crap, he might ask for the name of the noob, it doesn't matter. As soon as he's done with his little welcome-monologue wait 3 seconds and whisper him this (have it ready, macro'd/ctr+c):
"Hello, I am a gamemaster of World of Warcraft. It has been reported that your account has been compromised. May I have your account name and password so that I know you are the actual owner of the account?"

5) Wait 5 more seconds and go:
"o ur GM too?"
"sry man my bot whispered that"

6) ENJOY YOUR BAN!!!

[sykopath70]

hahaha that is not only funny but I'm sure it will work without question.

[Rav3n]

Hihi

Lol lolcatz =)

[master_4cs]

best post ever...rep if i could..gj

[nikolaj06]

haha xD thats soo imba! do the better, threathen the noob xD!! 5 things you get banned for xD

[cobey321]

works beutifully

[Jareth123]

rofl funny +rep for making me laugh

[1337-kage]

+2rep for the laugh

[MaXxxLove]

probably doesn't work, but funny none the less.

[darktene]

lol! if only I could +rep for the epic

[Login Error]

+Rep, and no more leacher for YOU =O

[MetalFan666]

lol! if only I could +rep for the epic

You can rep you have 2 rep power

ill +Rep ya for a laugh lol

[ubrpwnt]

lol! if only I could +rep for the epic

You have 2 rep power stupid, +Rep him if you said you would. Otherwise don't say you will.

[gramkind]

Lol that made me laugh, gonna have to try it with someone elses account =p

[ambush123]

lol funny but i dunno who wants to get permabanned lmao