Collection of (GM) jokes!

[Annaisha]

We all know them, you git up a support representative from Blizzard, and occasionally, They'll end their chat with a "GM Joke". Lets' make a list of them all, and then make some sort of poll with rankings from best to worst. Please keep it restricted to real representative jokes only, if you have none saved somewhere, then please take a screenshot and post it here to have it added.

You may also add your own jokes, but please stay civil. They'll be separated from the GM Jokes list.

GM JOKES:

Q? What do you get when you mix a Gnome with a Worgan?
A: Micro-Worganism! \m/(>_<)\m/

Q? How many Dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to hold the lightbulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Q? What do you call a Gnome Mage on the run from the police?
A: A small medium at large!

Q? What do you call a Tauren inside a Gnome's house?
A: Stuck! \o/

Q? What do you call a worgen mage?
A: A labracadabrador.


RANDOM (NON GM) JOKES

Playing a game for the graphics is like watching porn for the storyline.

[Annaisha]

Q? What do you call a Tauren inside a Gnome's house?
A: Stuck! \o/

Q? What do you call a worgen mage?
A: A labracadabrador.


Adding them to the first post.