What professions do YOU want in the next expansion?

[Stephen Colbert]

Well, I have heard ppl saying things like "I WANNA BE A STRIPPER, KTHNXBYE!". So I am making a thread! What do you want to do as a prof? Ideas here!




Btw, here are 2 ideas from me....

A. Group Therapist: Much like an enchanter, this prof allows you to give powerful attributes to items. Things like +15 Self Confidence, or +5 Morale Values. And just as you can give attributes, you can also break down feelings (like disenchanting) to gain values or morality, like Love, Respect for Elders, or Shard of Looking both ways before you cross the street.

B. Loan Shark: Loan money to noobs, but be careful! At an earliier level, you will resort to loaning copper and getting back silver profits. But as you level, you will get powerfuil abilities, like Break Leg, or Hire Hitman. So if your client doesn't return the money, he better be careful to get a BoE bullet in his knee!

[Brenton12]

I want armour damaging for PvP and rouges... You stealth behind someone and use armour damageing to get their armour red so its usless:P that would be awesome

[Gummibär]

I was reading that there will be only one new profession. The profession is dealing with increasing Magic and different skills. I can't really remember, I can try to get the website for you if you'd like. Also, Brenton Rogues are already populated. 50% of servers are already filled with rogues. Probably 99% of the servers would be composed of rogues if they added that. Plus, people would have to pay a lot of gold for armor repairs.

[darbdavys]

The best prof would be "horde-raping". You stun a hordie, rape him, and he gets debuff for his char's entire life, which would be called "as*-raped". Spells don't function as they should, and int is lowered greatly

[Stephen Colbert]

The best prof would be "horde-raping". You stun a hordie, rape him, and he gets debuff for his char's entire life, which would be called "as*-raped". Spells don't function as they should, and int is lowered greatly

ROFLMAO

[Brisi[NOR]]

The best prof would be "horde-raping". You stun a hordie, rape him, and he gets debuff for his char's entire life, which would be called "as*-raped". Spells don't function as they should, and int is lowered greatly

I like totally agree on that /nod

[MagellanFreet]

Best prof would be cosmetic surgery, you could go around with like 4000 of it or whatver it goes up to in next expansion and you can make people look better, they could make a program about it called "pimp my dwarf female". And then we could like do the reverse on night elf females so they are like really ugly pretty pointless profession but i cant think of anything else apart from sporksmithing.

[Fuzz]

Prostitution would be a good prof. I know I would learn it.

[Loveshock]

I would prefer pimping

[Daft]

http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/wrath/index.xml

New profession= Inscription

But anyways....

Bank robber profession= rob the major city banks and get some cash :P

[Errage]

I think it would be great if you could be a musician, since on my characters I never bother with professions, this would be a great filler. I tried LOTRO, and the only thing I liked about it was being able to play music.

Flutes, Cellos, Bongos, Lutes, Guitars... So many possibilities, I would love if this was added :O

[Enfeebleness]

The best prof would be "horde-raping". You stun a hordie, rape him, and he gets debuff for his char's entire life, which would be called "as*-raped". Spells don't function as they should, and int is lowered greatly

Of course this would never happen, because that would involve PvP.

Alliance + PvP is about the same as picking two random ingrediants in your shelf and throwing them together and eating it. Sometimes, it works out, but 98% of the time it leaves you going "Oh stop, please, just stop."

[DJ Zodiac]

Hmm. Well Whack off of course most ppl would have it to 375 in like a day. and i want pimping aswell, and a new mount please a pink chevy with hydraulic's to i can keep the girls in the back new wep as well "Pimp cane" that would rock

[DJ Zodiac]

The best prof would be "horde-raping". You stun a hordie, rape him, and he gets debuff for his char's entire life, which would be called "as*-raped". Spells don't function as they should, and int is lowered greatly

Ill rape you stupid alliance nubcake

[Errage]

Hmm. Well Whack off of course most ppl would have it to 375 in like a day. and i want pimping aswell, and a new mount please a pink chevy with hydraulic's to i can keep the girls in the back new wep as well "Pimp cane" that would rock

Erm... o.o? Yeah, it must be hard to keep off all those female characters who are really just 48 year old men :O Haha, just bugging ya, a little odd post though.